Boner at the office?

Well, most of the time we worked together, I was in a monogamous relationship, so it wasn't annoying teasing as I wouldn't have hooked up with her even if she wanted to.

When I became single and available, one of the first people I dated was one of her friends who had been enlightened as to my physical (and other) attributes. This woman used to kiss and tell to my colleague, as, after particularly creative and strenuous weekends, I would get comments like "I hear you had an interesting weekend," or "Susan told me she was having trouble walking again," etc.

I think it equated to teasing her more than anything (not that this was my objective, just reflective of her own frustration).

Why is it more acceptable for women to make references to men's sex life? If I were to make similar references to the girls in the office, they will scream "Sexual Harassment"!

I experience the problem very often, because in the office, as most males, i have to wear suits, and their trousers are not the best ones to hide an erection.

When i get one it points out of the trousers, drawing a tent, (or worse a gun) close to obscenity. I remain seated, if i can, and try to think about something else.

If i have to stand, i grab my cock through my pockets, so that it stays against my body and become less visible (i hope, at least! :-) )

I have actually popped a big ol' boner while modeling nude for a drawing class. Quite the "at work" experience, and oh my...it was a flag pole of a boner too. I tried to be still and cool and hold the pose, but there it was and the more I tried not to worry the harder my heart pounded, and it became totally engorged with blood, stood straight out from my crotch and started to throb and bounce up and down with my heart beat. After about fifteen minutes out of a half hour pose it finally went down, but stayed swollen and red for the rest of the class. It was even heavy and floppy and long after break.
The classes were all mostly young women, and usually very polite and unassuming, but after that class I got at least a three "my god, that was amazing?!!!" type comments.
It seems that after that first one I might have been less inhibited about it and it happened several times again over the next few months. It wasn't long before I was the guy with the hardons. The instructors, also mostly women, had seen so many naked people that they barely raised an eyebrow, but it was almost a joke when I was scheduled for a class full of freshmen that had never drawn a live model before. I was told once that "These students have never drawn a nude model before, so be gentle."
It started out as being a stressor, but ended up being kind of funny.

I was a nude model in my "younger days." I guess I was nervous enough that I never got hard.

In the office, we have regular meetings around a glass table (the entire office, I work for Calvin Klein and there are usually around 30 people at the most. It doesn't help that I work in the underwear section and have to sufer meetings looking at possible ads for new underwear and having to stare at huge posters of guys wearing tight boxerbriefs. I am constantly having erections but thank god, i always bring a notepad into the meeting which I hide my crotch with. I work in NYC and like on the upper-east side so get the train to and from work, I once had NOTHING to cover up my hardon from the vibrations and went 22..yes '22' stops past. I got in trouble with the train company for going too far butjust paid the extra. I was 3 hours late getting back!

I don't have a problem with boners at the office, but I have given a number of guys some major boners at the office just for the hell of it with some cleverly phrased e-mails and stories. It's amazing how fast they can get to the men's room covering the aforementioned "boners" up prior to an intense JO session and an explosive release of viscous matter. I got one off three times in one day! As one told me, I'm a "very naughty, naughty" man.

I can actually remember working at a Gas Station and having customers coming in while I slouched behind the counter with an erection tucked into my waistband.

It was never embarassing but it sure was distracting.

Yeah, talking about gas station attendants...
I used to go to a gas station regularly just to see this guy with
this huge erection...it was always hard and highly visible through his
lightly padded vest...must have been up halfway from his nipples
to his shoulder...phew...I enjoyed filling up the tank there!

Long_man, I would love to be in the meeting where you sprang that boner!

Maybe you should consider a medical career. The long (ish) white lab coats can be handy in such situations - but scrubs are just nasty!

You dont' live in ontario, do you

This was awful when I was a waiter. Now I can just hide in my office until it goes away.

aww You'd have been my favorite waiter. I'd have tipped a little extra. Poor starving man has to work so hard he never has time to wank.

2 words for you...

Shirt Tails...

great for covering.....


I am lucking to work in an industry where baggy clothes are the 'norm'...