Can you do "hands-free" urinating?

I sit down for urinating, so actually I don't need my hands :D

Yes, I take it out, let it drop, pee, shake and put it tuck it back in. If I have to hold it, it's because i have a bit of an erecttion starting and I don't want to hit the back of the urinal....

That works for me.

Anyone can do it.

It's called pissing your pants in my part of the world...

Your comment almost just made me urinate hands free from laughter.

I can't use urinals. I tend to ruin them:

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Man, More like *CRY* vs LOL... Have worked in bars, restraunts... and... yah... enough eeediots figure it's like windows.. Point and click...

Then again, some of the nastiest stuff I've seen was in women's washrooms. How the hell do THEY pee all over the seat, etc???

yep sure can

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What a water canon. Reminds me of a story about a fellow at work, he and his neighbor got into a domestic squabble over unsightly objects on one another's properties. Whether it was intentional or not, the co-worker's neighbor scheduled the sprinkler system to go on at an ungodly hour of the night and the sprinkler head was directed at the co-workers bedroom window. So in the middle of the night, every night, the sprinkler system would come on and nail his bedroom window waking him up. He described it as a water canon.

No problem here, just let it hang, and for the foreskin, I just pull it back before I start, and yes, have caught others going to the side to take a look. It's all good.

Peace

Can't do it.... Have to keep it out of the bowl... Which reminds me... Public toilets: Have to be carefull not to go "fishing"...

I tend not to hold my peter when I pee.

I have a friend that like pranks. I was standing at the urinal in the theatre after a movie the other day. I had to pee so bad I thought I would pop. I was standing there with my elbows resting on the partition - eyes closed just letting loose in bliss. That boy came up behind me - grabbed my middle belt loop and shook me as hard as he could.

It caused me to piss everywhere left and right. He thought it was so funny. Ha! It wasn't. :-( Pissed on the legs of my jeans and boots. I know to watch the little fucker now. He won't do that again.

It all depends on how tight the foreskin is. If the foreskin is loose and will stay behind the corona, once it's back there, there's no problem. There are times that, even with my foreskin on the head, the stream is straight, but I usually retract it before starting my stream, just to make sure. And, as for pissing "hands-free", yeah, I usually do just that.

Yeah, sometimes I'm in the flop it out and go camp, no hands needed, but I didn't realize some guys needed to hold it, I thought it was optional for everybody. Foreskin never a problem, I leave it as is.

Yeah can do it !! but i like to hold so i don't do it very often!