most people i know call me LBD (little big dave) i've also had dave dong, big dave, davereal (for a real 9 odd inches) which turned in to the realness then just real. my cock had some stupid unoriginal names like godzilla, the beast and countless daft things like that from ex girlfriends which i loved i have to say! and if i was in trouble with my ex she called me david and before she carried on i KNEW i was in the shit. but thats got nothing to with my cock.