I'm 25% Italian (all on my mother's father's side), although people that know/meet me in real life never believe that when I tell them. A common comment from people online that see my full pic is that I look German, which considering I'm 25% that as well, kinda makes sense.
Anyways, out of my 4 grandparents, the one with whom I share the fewest physical traits with is that same grandfather. This always kinda saddened me, because he was easily the coolest member of my family and the one I'd most want to be like in life: very loving to his friends and family, easy going, and an all around nice guy. (these are all traits the rest of my family most certainly do not share!)
Recent revelations within my family, however, seem to point to the fact that my size 'down there' came from him - it most certainly does not run in my father's side of the family, but my mother mentioned in passing that I "take after (my) grandfather," (she knows as she had to help bathe him in his final days). I know that these bits of information don't
really mean anything, but I'd like to believe that they do. I mean... while it's not a story I can share with others, the idea that I inherited what is in many ways the most unique, special part of my body from him is something that I just... like to believe.
*AboutAverage's Hallmark penis moment is over*
So while I know it's is a stereotype with no evidence to back it up... yay for Italian sausage
