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Gay with a HUGE dick

I'm glad I finally found this group. My problem is that I'm 100% gay but I'm always getting female attention because of my massive cock. It's like they just see a well hung guy and

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Old 11-06-2006   #1 (permalink)
Pumperthumper is offline
Gay with a HUGE dick

I'm glad I finally found this group. My problem is that I'm 100% gay but I'm always getting female attention because of my massive cock. It's like they just see a well hung guy and assume he wants to stuff it in a warm cunt. No ladies, actually I only like buttseks.

I like everything about buttseks, but my favourite is the smelly little bits of crap all along the length of my enormous dong once I've done reaming my lover's ass. I love the look and the smell of those coated bits covered in my man juice. Sometimes if my boyfriend is being naughty I make him lap the whole thing up. Hell, I even make him lick it all clean if he's a good boy.

But the point is that it's all about buttseks for me and I'm sick of having to wear pink just to ward off the horny women. I'm thinking of trading my six pack for a beer gut just so I don't have to deal with it all. If being ultra gay wasn't so much fun I'd be driven nuts by this incessant attention based on penis size. It's like a form of discrimination when you think about it. It's demeaning.

Anyhow, there's my rant. I'm looking forward to the support afforded by this group. God knows there's not a supportive enough pair of briefs out there for me and my super huge penis. Peace.
 
Old 11-06-2006   #2 (permalink)
Rikter8 is offline

Um...

welcome aboard...I think.

Not sure if there are others on this board into Scat...so you may be alone on that one.

Post some pics, tell us about yourself, but Please - spare us Any scat or related photos.

C
 
Old 11-06-2006   #3 (permalink)
noface60 is offline

i agree rickter.

sorry pumperthumper, I find your methods slightly nauseating as well. But I extend a warm welcoming LPSG arm towards you.
 
Old 11-06-2006   #4 (permalink)
DesertCruiser is offline

Hopefully this post is a little "tongue in cheek." At least I hope so.
 
Old 11-06-2006   #5 (permalink)
Mr. Snakey is offline

You say gay with a huge dick as if this rare Also a compliment is wonderfull from anyone. To dress like a twink because of this is simply silly. Oh welcome...........
 
Old 11-06-2006   #6 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

Welcome, Pumperthumper.
 
Old 11-06-2006   #7 (permalink)
davidjh7 is offline

Welcome pumperthumper. In the city of Seattle, where I live, in the Fremont district, there is a large concrete statue of a troll, crushing a Volkswagon beetle. They renamed the street it is on troll ave. Yes, it is under a bridge. I just thought you would find this little tidbit interesting...
 
Old 11-06-2006   #8 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

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Originally Posted by davidjh7 View Post
Welcome pumperthumper. In the city of Seattle, where I live, in the Fremont district, there is a large concrete statue of a troll, crushing a Volkswagon beetle. They renamed the street it is on troll ave. Yes, it is under a bridge. I just thought you would find this little tidbit interesting...
Why David... I do believe that you are on to something.

He strikes me of a person who would be interested in some nice property on that street, especially since Seattle is such a lovely place, with such HIGH bridges.
 
Old 11-06-2006   #9 (permalink)
gordon69 is offline

well pumper lets see a pic. Sounds a bit like a troll to me if ya ask... Let s see proof!
 
Old 11-06-2006   #10 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

Welcome to LPSG, Pumperthumper, eh?
 
Old 11-07-2006   #11 (permalink)
reallyhot is online now

So how big is "superhuge"?
 
Old 11-07-2006   #12 (permalink)
davidjh7 is offline

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So how big is "superhuge"?
I think to qualify, it should have "Buick" stenciled on the side of it....
 
Old 11-07-2006   #13 (permalink)
RandomBottle is offline

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Originally Posted by davidjh7 View Post
Welcome pumperthumper. In the city of Seattle, where I live, in the Fremont district, there is a large concrete statue of a troll, crushing a Volkswagon beetle. They renamed the street it is on troll ave. Yes, it is under a bridge. I just thought you would find this little tidbit interesting...
Wow... Thats pretty cool. Assuming it wasn't some sort of joke...

Anyway, pumperthumper, that was a very gross rant... But welcome to here!
 
Old 11-07-2006   #14 (permalink)
davidjh7 is offline

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Originally Posted by RandomBottle View Post
Wow... Thats pretty cool. Assuming it wasn't some sort of joke...

Anyway, pumperthumper, that was a very gross rant... But welcome to here!
Actually, it is completely true. And I find rather humorous as well.
 
Old 11-07-2006   #15 (permalink)
onan_mann is offline

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Originally Posted by Pumperthumper View Post
...to ward off the horny women... I'm thinking of trading my six pack for a beer gut just so I don't have to deal with it all. If being ultra gay wasn't so much fun I'd be driven nuts by this incessant attention based on penis size. It's like a form of discrimination when you think about it. It's demeaning.
Oh, you poor thing! Do us ALL a favor and grow out that beer gut... soon!

(Why are you guys welcoming this idiot?)

_Onan
 

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