read this if you like rating pics!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2.../Picture46.jpg
rate me like the rape victim i am jk!

That's not funny.

You have a bigger than average penis.

Welcome, NIX. I see you have a penis.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2.../Picture46.jpg
1-10 what do you say!

10 dude- nice cock

why thank you kindly!
lol

Learn how to spell SEIZE if you're going to write it in such huge font.

Will you just marry me already you proper man.....makes me HOT!

Huge cock, looks great

The meat department at the grocery store is always my favorite stop!
Anything on sale today...

He's married.

He doesn't date people with numbers in their names.

He prefers men who look like Tom Welling.

Take your pic, BC85

The thing I really love about you, Jeff, is the fact that you aren't possessive in the least.

Now, remind me again just how I can extricate myself from the shackles holding me to the wall?

Just ask.

*jingles a very large set of keys, each one unlocking a specific person I am stalking.*

Whoa, creepy. No joke, your penis looks a lot like mine. Except yours is a hell of a lot straighter than mine. Nice though. Definitely above average.

Well you belong here. Welcum and have a great time.