The Evil Genie game

1. Ask the Evil Genie to grant a wish.
2. The Evil Genie grants the wish but the catch is that he/she grants it with an evil twist.


Example

Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.

Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.


My wish is: I wish I had a new car.

Now the next poster grants my wish with an evil twist, then makes another wish for him/herself.

Granted, Pecker, but it will swiftly prove to be the 2006 equivalent of the Ford Edsel.

My wish is: I wish Doris Day would make a new movie.

Granted Alex but it turns out she has been Herbert Lom in drag all along and is exposed in the movie.

My wish is for World peace.




Great thread BTW Pecker.

Granted, Daverock, but the Earth is destroyed by a giant meteor the very next day.

My latest wish is to be allowed to paint complete strangers' faces blue in public without anyone growing agitated in the least.

Granted Alex8, but the blue paint makes the strangers' faces break out with horrible red spots.

I wish I owned a condo in Saint Tropez.

Granted cinnamon... but the condo is actually in Calumet City, Illinois, overlooking the back parking lot of a Wal Mart.

I wish I could find a NFL lineman to be my sugardaddy so I wouldn't have to look for a job

Granted, dannyhorse, but the only available lineman buys his steroids from and expensive overseas pharmacy online and he's broke.

I wish I had a talking computer.

Granted Pecker, but its a HAL 9000, and he's going to kill you in
your sleep. Then take advantage of you.


I wish the world to be free of pop tarts. ( You know, Britney et al )

Granted, but once they are gone.. Britney turns to Fluffernutter sandwiches.

I wish that I had control of time.

I wish I had control of time

Your wish is granted Jeff. But you can only control time in another dimension.

I wish I had the genie's magical powers.

Granted, Jeff, but only at night because nobody will give you the time of day.

I wish I had a puppy.

Dreamer, your wish is granted, but you can only grant Peckers Wish.

Pecker, your wish is granted, but the first 6 months will be filled with pooping on the carpet.

I wish I could teleport where I wanted at all times, without any concequences.

Granted, Jeff B., but you have to teleport together with your worst enemy, who is shackled to you, at all times.

I wish I had Jeff Black as my next door neighbor.

Granted, but he plays his music loud and constantly comes over for sexual favours.

I wish Jeff Black didn't play his music so loud.

Granted, Alex, but he will be in the next bed in a cancer ward.

I wish I had a million dollars.