First time sex disasters?

Did any of you other guys have not so great experiences the first time you tried to have sex with a female?

This website has lots of fun stories about great conquests, but many people will also admit their first time wasn't so great.

For me, I had a fun, sexy high school girlfriend. We'd dated for a while, and had done pretty much everything together except fuck.

Finally, the great day arrived, and everything imaginable went wrong. I was suddenly nervous, we fumbled with the rubbers, we were trying to do it in the backseat of a car, we couldn't get comfortable, she got all tensed up, etc. etc. We ended up doing some oral and calling it a night.

Eventually we 'got it right', and had a lot of fun as horny teenagers.

The first time I actually tried to fuck my girl (on her 16th. birthday), after months of hand and blow jobs with superb erections, I just couldn't get it hard and had to give up, but the next day was perfect and so were the next 45 years with the same girl!

Franky

This is what I use.

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My first was 8" and thick. Hell, if I'd had known then that guys that big were NOT normal I might have run the other way!! As it turned out I love whoppers back then and still do today!!

Both my gf and I were virgins, so we were both pretty keyed up by the whole situation of finally giving everything physically to each other. I was as gentle as possible with her when I nudged my condom-wrapped penis up against her nether lips. In fact she was so tense I couldn't get myself in. I kept trying softly but firmly to push myself inside her. I kept trying long enough just to orgasm from the friction. My first orgasm with another human and it was a foul ball. We had a good laugh about it and tried again. Things got much better from there.

Yes, she was blowing me and I shot all over her face and hair. She freaked and took a very long shower. The next day, I was labeled as an even bigger freak, than before.

Before that it was all just, "I just want to see it." and "I just want to touch it." or "I can't do anything with that, it's a choking hazard."

Reluctant hand jobs don't count as sex.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't choking hazard warnings correspond to small parts?

My first couple of times were pretty bad. I just remember her crying at some point during both times, once telling me "it hurts like hell, but don't stop." I came away thinking I was doing something wrong, which I probably was.

Only if you are a toy manufacturer's layer...

The first time we tried to have sex my girlfriend was not on the pill. Therefore we had to use condom, but i bought regular size ones.

When it came the time to wear one, there was no way to fit my penis in it and I eventually lost the erection.

For a period then we had only oral and mutual masturbation, because that problem came up every time.

The she took the pill and the "second firts time" was better than the first, but we were able to ""use only about half of my member, and still it hurted her.

Since then things improved a lot.

Interesting thread, I must relook through everything as I found it difficult talking it all in first time, but I'll bear some of the experiences in mind, for when I finally do loose my virginity to someone! :)
I don't think I'll suffer too much of the size problem as I don't consider myself exactly large (nether small or average, depending on your definition.).

Remember having sex with a real hot girl summer before I started high school. Very shortly after I got all the way in I came. Was really embarassed until I realized I was still hard and could keep going. The extra lube helped cause she was tight. And after the first girl gave me a blow job, I learned to let them know I was about to cum, instead of filling her unexpected throat full. Learned real quick some ladies didn't like to swallow. Go figure.

My first time was with a guy i`d been dating for a year or so. We were both virgins so things were a bit awkward. He was just under 7 inches in size, to me it looked absolutly huge. It hurt lots,I bled lots, and it was only about half in if that. He also found it quite painful.
After an evening at the pub with friends we tried again, still hurt at the begining but then it eased. Didn`t really enjoy it, but loved being so close to him. He took ages to come much to his surprise.

Shit yes.

My first sex disaster was with a female who'd given me a Seconal and plied me with lots of Tequila. I'd never have been able to get it up for her ordinarilly and she knew it.

When I got her panties off the stench was beyond repulsive. Even my hand near my face (after significant foreplay) was so bad I began to lose my erection.

Anyway I was about 18 and I knew I was obliged to finish since she was one of "the crowd". But for the love of Christ girl.... WASH!

Anyhow I never let that nasty first experience with the opposite sex sour my attraction for the female gender.

**aside to robmass;

Gotta loveyour "la Liz" avatar (from The Lucy Show circa 1960s?)

Yes, my avatar is a picture of Liz Taylor when she guest starred on 'The Lucy Show'. Isn't it a bitching photo?

This has been an entertaining thread to read. Glad to hear that a lot of people had not-so-great luck the first time. Practice makes perfect, huh?

my first time was awful.
I'd been dating the girl for months, and we were both virgins. In the end we'd built it up some much, and we were both nervous as hel. We were going to london, and we decided to do it then - bad idea, i think home comforts would have been a plus. First of all we were both really nervous, and then i couldn't get the condom on (i'm not much longer than average, but a bit thicker), then i couldn't get inside her, it was like a wall, despie the lube. Anytime i stopped holding it in place i slipped right back out, so most of the time i was wanking my hand, with m head banging off her labia. She relaxed enough to let me get a bit further in (only about half way), which was the point that her hymin broke, and blood started pouring out of her. Fortunatly i'd herd of some horror stories, so i'd put a towel under her waiste before we started just incase.
It took several hours before we managed to get going, and then when we started properly it hurt her too much to continue. I felt awful because i knew i'd let her down, and she felt bad because i felt bad. It was a really akward night. Mind you we got to laugh a bit in the morning while i cleaned up all the blood, so that the maids wouldn't have to handle the sheets, or clean the bathroom - it looked like a murder seen.

But, we eventually got it right, and we'd a few great times before the relationship ended. I think we both regret building it up though, and making a big thing about it. We should have started weeks before going away, so we could really enjoy our holiday together.

So my advise for anyone that's waiting for there first time is to do it when it FEELS right, not a pre-set date. There were plenty of times that we were both riled up, ready to go, but decided to wait instead. Also, make sure your condoms fit.