Hey, fuck you!

Lordpendragon · 10-14-2006

I will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of you idleness.
Yet herein will I imitate the sun
who doth permit the foul contagious clouds
to smother her beauty from the world.

In other words - FUCK OFF, ALREADY.

COLJohn · 10-14-2006

What a great thread! I've been wanting to say fuck out loud all week...and maybe belch, spit, and fart in public. This will have to do. Thanks a fucking lot, HB.

madame_zora · 10-14-2006

"Avant! and quit my sight! Let the Earth hide thee! Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold. Thou hast no speculation in those eyes which thou dost glare with!"

Someone wasn't afraid of a little old exclaimation point, now was he? It's still one of my favorite "fuck yous". Sure sounds like he was calling someone a fucktard to me.

UKBBW_Denise · 10-14-2006

I'm horrified at all this foul language... it's a fucking disgrace!

Lex · 10-14-2006

What the Fuck, you fucking FUCK?!?!

(as seen on a T-shirt of a HOT HOT Man)

Also, my personal favorite remains FROAD (Fuck Right Off And Die):

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Originally Posted by Zora

...Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck off. Fuck right off.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck right off.

And die.

That's right, fuck off and die, you slimy bastard.

Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Yourself™.

Fuck yourself on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...

No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and eat beans, for all I care.

Fuck yourself at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperitive that you fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.

In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.

This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking yourself as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck yourself, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking yourself an endangered species. Just like the pandas¹. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.

Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for you.

It is YOU that must fuck yourself, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money?Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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fratpack · 10-14-2006

aw. fuck, y'all fuckin' beat me to it. I was going to fucking say what y'all fucking said and now I fucking missed out on fucking saying those fucking clever fucking things....Fuck! I hate being out of the fucking loop! Fuck!

headbang8 · 10-14-2006

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Originally Posted by COLJohn

What a great thread! I've been wanting to say fuck out loud all week...and maybe belch, spit, and fart in public. This will have to do. Thanks a fucking lot, HB.

"He's a cunt! He's a cunt! He's a cunty cunty cunty cunty cunt!"

--Jerry Springer, The Opera. Act II. Chorus from Him am the Devil.

HickBoy · 10-14-2006

Ahhhhhhhh. Fuck yeah...

roosevelt · 10-14-2006

Reminds me of my favorite R-rated insult:

"I'd call you a cunt, but that would imply you had a purpose for living"

Shelby · 10-14-2006

Fuck all y'all.

SpeedoGuy · 10-14-2006

dannymawg · 10-14-2006

Fuck that noise...

Fuckin A (fuckin B fuckin C fuckin D)...

novice_btm · 10-14-2006

With all this fuckin' going on, I feel as though I should be grabbing my fucking ankles, or at least chewing a hole through a fucking pillow.

mephistopheles · 10-14-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Some fucking fucker's fucked the fucking fuck, fuck.

Yea, those god-fucking-damn mother fuckers are fucking, fucking around all mother fucking day long... Its fucking making me so fucking sick I could fucking puke until my fuckng stomach fucking deflates and my mother fucking heart fucking explodes in my fucking chest. Mother FUCK!

Gimme a dirty black summer!

fratpack · 10-14-2006

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Originally Posted by novice_btm

With all this fuckin' going on, I feel as though I should be grabbing my fucking ankles, or at least chewing a hole through a fucking pillow.

Fuck yeah, what he fucking said....this could fucking be the fucking start of a fucking fleshpile....save some fucking room for me, novice_btm

Hey, fuck you!

I will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of you idleness. Yet herein will I imitate the sun who doth permit the foul contagious clouds to smother her beauty from the world. In other words -