Clothing the ass / booty

OK, I guess by its nature, this is the wrong site for this, but(t) I'll ask anyway.

There are lots of threads about clothing that accomodates the bulge up front, but does anyone have any suggestions on brands of undies, jeans, and trousers that fit well in the back?

I was trying on pants at Club Monaco, and couldn't find any that fit me. Apparently they are designed for men with NO asses. The clerk told me that I might be a bit to "juicy" for their cuts. He was right though. Things the fit my ass well were too big everywhere else, and things the fit my waist well had my ass looking like it was going to do a super-hero bursting of the seams.

And this is a bad thing because...?

My ass was actually flattened, they were so tight! MY ass... FLAT!!! That CAN'T be a good thing.

Feh---trying to flatten your ass would be like trying to flatten the Rocky Mountains--it is possible, but likely will take millions of years.

Actually, with a pair of Club Monaco pants, it was accomplished in the 2 minutes that it took me to squeeze into them.

Novice knows anybody with an eye for manbutt wants his...he just needs a little attention once in a while. Man, I LOVE your ass!

My signature rests its case. See what happens when I attempt a serious post.

Your thread contains the words "ass" and "booty" in its title; where did you think things were going to end up, other than with several dozen men clamoring for a piece of your legendary derrière?

a) it's only a legend in YOUR mind.
b) it says CLOTHING, and NOT disrobing.

I'm trying to COVER it.

Not in the fantasy I'm just taking to bed with me, you aren't

Fine, I give up trying to find clothes that fit. I'm off to my massage. So, hate to crush your little fantasy, but someone else is about to have their hands all over my ass.

novice_btm, I think you got a nice_btm.

Welcome to my world. My ass isn't even that big, but because I have one, I often have to buy pants and jeans accordingly. When I find a brand of either that fits me well, I purchase the dress slacks in every color and the jeans in most washes.

Many ethnic males and females have these issues and some designers have responded by making niche brands. Black Women, for example, have long had to deal with the "gap" in the back of the waist of their jeans/pants if they have an ass. It sucks and I feel your pain.

Nov, for those of us who do not have your handsome gluts, your problem seems a bit like a D cupper telling her A cup friend how awful it is to go shopping for bras. C'mon, I'd love to have your problem instead of a skinny butt. When I turn sideways, I look like a stick. Very not sexy.

awww maybe you can find someone that will love you for your mind and not your behind.