Clothing the ass / booty

I miss the original bootay shots displayed for us to enjoy. Such a work of art.


I sure wish I had a massage peep like him in our area. I am old geezer but I have a lot of pain with low back, gluteal, and lower abdominals. Sigh it's so difficult to get anyone to work on them and I suffer a lot.

Flat ass here too. I wish I had a ass I had trouble getting into my 501's. A nice ass and a nice bulge in front would be twice the fun.

Your front half more than compensates for the diminished rear, Josiah.

Well, there are many significant attachments along the sacral border, coccygeal ligaments, attachments to the ischial tuberosities, etc... I mean, I couldn't say without knowing exactly how it happened, but I suppose it could have been with legitimate therapeutic intent that the therapist needed access to what you might perceive as "crack". After all, depending upon individual musculature, "crack" might encompass a commonly accessed region, and in your case, we should probably replace "might" with "likely".

Well, to stay on topic, Re: Clothing the ass / booty, there are certain trends, in regards to complete or incomplete disrobing (removal of undergarment(s)). I'd say that older clients are more likely to completely undress then younger clients, but young women are much more likely to wear more revealing undergarments (thong rear) as opposed to young men (knee-length boxers). Say we look at women in their mid- thirties to forties, a slight majority of caucasian-descent women will disrobe completely, but if they retain an undergarment, it will almost always be a brief-style, whereas women of African-American-descent in the same age group are significantly more likely to wear an undergarment during a treatment, they are also more likely to wear a contemporary garment (i.e., thong rear) through their thirties and early forties. At least, this has been MY experience.

Well, um, in this case, it was IN the "crack", to the point where the length of his pinky was sliding over my hole, then angling his hand so that each of his finger tips touched my hole too.


Younger side of middle-aged, white, male, blond, blue, and I strip down nekkid. How's that fit into your observations?

I have a pretty big package and a big bubble butt and find it incredibly difficult to find underwear that flatter both. I often buy a size too big for comfort in the front, but they make my butt look saggy. If I go vice versa, everything looks good except that my crotch is packed tighter than a German sausage. not exactly the height of comfort...

I have the same "problem" as well.

For underwear I wear a thong.

For jeans try Levi's Skinner or Offender. They are cut so you can show your bootie and bulge. For Offender get the larger than usual size.

If you want a sensible reply, try to find HOM underwear. It's cut generously at the back to cradle, support and contain the arse, while quite low cut at the front.

Pretty flat here too, so the hiphop shit I'd love to wear casually is out. You need underwear for that look and I hate underwear -rarely wear any even to the doctor's office. My whole family, including the women, all got the same flat, white booty, so blame it on genetics I guess.

I would check out the Nautica Competition line, specifically the "trunk" styles. I have a couple of pairs of a performance garment (moisture-wicking) that I wear to Capoeira classes with our uniform abadas... Tight, white, 100% polyester pants from Brazil that leave nothing to the imagination... So, I've tried quite a number of brands and styles, to find an undergarment that made the mandatory uniform more flattering.
Anyway, they also have some microfiber trunk styles that are a little more stylish, and while they might tend to have a compression effect, if you get them a size large, they will still be form-fitting, but a bit looser in the front and rear, so they don't flatten anything.

You're quite the helpful little monkey, aren't ya?

Ah, well, I just think that squandered assets are one of life's greatest sorrows, you see...

The only sound advice I can give is don't get 501's. They may be good and all for the package, but bad for your bottom. It looked as if it took all of my ass and pushed it into the package. I say Just wear something baggy and if somone wants your ass it'll call out to them. It always does.

Ah, well no sorrow here then, because I'm thinking about your assets right now, so they're definitely not being squandered.

Well at least SOMEBODY is getting some use out of them...