Am I gigantic??????

yer bro iz bi? duz he lik mtf alienz? we shud haf a 3way! ROFLMAOGFDI!!!~~~!!

my bro iz no bi but he fux women n men lol. he like dem all his exbf2gf waz alien he wud b hawt 4 u lol. 3way or mor i it all dood lol. lol.

hawt! we ned 2 git 2getha. u haf a spaship? ill giv u my # if u want it

no spaship but i hav a time masheen. i can c u in dwn twn rome serka 1030bc if u like giv me ur # in pvt n i will get u horni.

ye, lame thread hijackers
but nvm was a joke so I don't care. In case I'd have been a serious one... I'd drive down to Alex and hum, no, think he could like it what I would do to him

oh, but I don't get it why it was moved to funny stuff etc :P

Had it not been moved, I was willing to predict (in an entry right here in the thread) that it would just be a matter of time until someone too lazy to read posted a serious reply. The case is prejudiced now, 'cause the text message set doesn't read the joke column but I still think it is possible. Just wait. Let's see.

Well, snakebyte, you never posted a pic.
But anterior to that consideration, we must consider: Why do you wish to be thought gigantic?
Are you over-identified with your body?
Body dysmorphia troubling you, mayhap?
Or maybe you're simply caught up in the narcissism that infects more and more of the Western world. It's easy to have it sneak up on you, you know?
Size is irrelevant, snakebyte. It's the kind of being you are that counts.
But you've mentioned your insecurity ... and that's a good beginning, snakebyte.

Transcript of an actual PM received at LPSG for those who thought that JBT and I were pushing the boundaries of credibility with our MySpace-style posts yesterday. Only the name has been removed:

wut u meen? r u seryus? OMFGRFLMAO!!!! lolol

And a plethora of other lolocaustic anagrams. *yawn*

when i saw the title i thought "im going to lay a smack down on this newb."

lol nice trick, youre absolutley right way too many people dont know how to self post.

in case it wasn't meant serious, it wasn't funny at all.
In case it was a serious post: GOT YA!!!!!

Well, maybe ... and maybe you got things all assbackwards again, Snakebyte.
(If your anality metre is fluttering, cf. Random Thoughts #2465, -68, -80, -81.)
It wasn't 'meant serious,' and it was.
Paradox for a Cretan.
Well worth 10 bucks.

yeah, complicating a simple joke...