I went out for a drink with this cool girl I know, we both got very drunk, left the bar and outside she hugged me, fell back, and broke my nose on the pavement and I spent the night in A & E waiting to get seen by a doctor.. got home at 5 in the morning with an absolute bastard of a concussion.

It's funny as well, I ran into the same girl at the same bar last Friday, walked around with her, and then ended up getting my head kicked in by 5 guys which resulted in another night in hospital; if it's an omen of things to come I'm still not paying attention.

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