can you help - embarrassed at swimming

just found this site and need some help, im 11x7 when erect uncut and heres my problem, swimming in our local pool with my wife cop an eyeful of hair protruding from a goergous birds gusset and BOING up he goes- damm had to stay in the deep end for 20 minutes till fred went down

I'm mad as hell that you named it Fred- LoL!!!

The best thing to do in a situation is PC Flex (the same thing you do when you have to pee, but you gotta hold it really really bad!!) Squeeze those muscles, and "Fred" will start to go down... and if "Fred" doesn't go down, just say "Drop Dead, Fred!!!"

aye, i mustve looked like a sailfish floating along

I would sit Fred down and have a long talk with him!

I should think that you would have trouble in this case only if you could not swim.

Next time you go gusset watching be prepared to recite the alphabet backwards. At the top of your lungs.

how silly...

Welcome! Dr Godiva already gave the best advice... it works, but it does take a few minutes (not 20 though)

Welcome. Looks like you already got help. See how supportive we are?

In such circumstances, I think of Margaret Thatcher. It always works.

anne widdecome , now youre talking [ gets erect ]

I would say: just keep looking but stay in the water ... why should you make a problem of getting an erection while you can look at something georgious? Fred will go down later and you haven't missed the pleasure ......

this is what i do

whack yourself in the gob, the pain makes your nob deflate, trust me it works

anyway i've been tolf your nob's not very big, say hello to the wife

Pecker, I don't care what the question is, your answers always bring a smile to my lips if not an outright guffaw! Bless You!

Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell naked doing jumping jacks. That'll fix it.
You might need to carry a bucket to catch the contents of your stomach as you hurl, though.....

WICKED!! Just remember, the Maggpie held onto the primeministership for eleven years. She earned the Barony!