Anyone get layed today?

oy vey!

4:32 am Sat., ET...it was nice, but I've had better.

Damn, you caught me.

If Alex8 had caught you, you'd be subject to some pretty severe discipine.
Oooh well, not your lucky day. Should we summon him?

First you catch me, and now you out me completely. Imagining discipline from Alex is one of the things that makes life worth living.

You should see him in his Conan The Grammarian get up.

Can that possibly compare to seeing him out of it? This will certainly teach me not to venture into his territory ever again, however. No matter how much it drives me crazy to see thread titles with horrid errors, I'll keep it to myself. Pride goeth before a fall: (post 45)

don't I wish!!!! Maybe this week if I am lucky.

Now lets all go use our dicks on real-live women , instead of just sitting here talking about them! later dudes.

*Alex8 simultaneously divests himself of insomnia, depression, and homosexuality to carry out this advice*

Can I have one of those pills, too?

*hands David a pill whose rough dimensions appear to be about 3-feet-by-6-feet, with the words 'WARNING! VERY BITTER!" printed on it*

They're great, David... just a little difficult to swallow.

meh--I've had bigger---I'm about to swallow a HUGE one in the near future...

But, Alex, all trolls, life stupidity, and loss aside---you are loved, or at least beloved, by more than you can imagine. Often, whetyher you want to be or not.

*runs away from the thread screaming like a banshee before it gets any more touchy-feely*

David, this thread is meant to be about sex, not about feeling anything involving emotions!

So, shoot me....PLEASE!