Jizzing @ work?

I work in an office and at least twice a week I need to go to the bathroom and masturbate. Obviously it's a waste to whack off and no cum so I just let it fly (yes, I clean it all up). It's a nice relaxer in the middle of the day but I fear I may be a freaking weirdo or something. I get plenty of sex at home and GOOD sex too. Anyone else rub one out at work on a regular basis?

I shot a load once under my desk after being on this site. i was very productive for the rest of the day.

I find I get uncontrollably horny at work, so jerking is a must so that I can be sane. This past summer I actually had the office to myself and the door was closed and I jerked it in the office and let it shoot all over the carpet and never cleaned it up.....hehehehe. I usually jerk it in the stall though.

I have trouble thinking of few things more sad than wanking at work, over the carpet even more so. Sex 'on the job' is one thing but jerking off? Sounds a bit pubescent to me.

Sorry dong20, that's just the way I roll If I gots to do it I gots to do it.

I've done it at my desk too but that made a mess so I only did it once. I was once trapped alone in the elevator for 2 hours and I jizzed in there too. There was nothing else to do. I'll do it in the car on the way home from time to time too. Leaves a big wet spot on my pants though. Have to run in before any neighbors see!

Ive done it at work many times. The office bathroom is private and has a urinal, so I can shoot all over the place and just flush it down. I cant do it any other way or get any on my clothes because it stains permanently.

-B

got blown at work after hours a few times, but never beat off.

Thanks for the idea though... maybe I'll try it Monday.

It's not pubescent. Shees! Sometimes a man just has to deal with his needs. Often have to take a little time to rub one out at work. Luckily for me there is a quite, little used men's room near my office.

Sure these are what I call maintenance sessions but it's still pretty good if I am able to spend some time. I never draw it out too long. It is work after all.

I have to laugh (and agree w/ Dong20), I worked for a boat manufacturer a few years back, one of the guys they fired had his own private office area and when we were cleaning it out, we stumbled across his stash of pornography and the crusty towel he used to catch his spunk with. It was disgusting, I'm glad they fired his dumb @ss.

dont work now but have done it at jobs before, well, every job actually. Not that often though.

on a side note...

I knew people were going to use this thread to brag about office sex and bjs. Damn you people are so predictable.

I have to admit i have taken this one to the limits. I have been butt naked with cock rings and evjoyed every minute of it and still didnt get caught. It was Fantastic, i often jizz at work its the only way with so many hunky firemen.

I don't use porn. I just use my thoughts. Is that more acceptable?

At work the toilets are shared between customers and staff. Have had many a wank in there. On my own though. The thought of getting caught makes it worth it!