Jizzing @ work?

if you gotta wank you gotta wank

it's normal, not wanking when the need arrises is weird

wank for your cuntry folks, our leaders wank all the time

I'd rather go blow a load in the bathroom then walk around with a hardon all day and risk losing my job.

-B

However, there is always the fact that you GETTING CAUGHT will cause you to get fired.

I would prefer to just not think with my dick and wait until I got home. Surely we can excersize some control over our dicks. We are not slaves.

No man, I'd just assume they fire the guy and let him take his personal effects with him. I don't think anyone would appreciate going thru that and discovering it. It's almost as bad as running your hand under a table and finding someone stuck their chewing gum to the bottom of it.

The other guy that had been working with the company when we were going thru the office area was so embarassed and disgusted himself in that situation, I had only been there about a week and a half.

I dont have to worry about that. We have the 1 person private bathrooms that lock.

-B

You kidding? In a retail home improvement warehouse during business hrs, you can't find a place to fart in private, no mind a good place to pudwhack. The restrooms are very empty with the exception of the stalls, urinals, sinks, and baby changing stations, so any noise is echoed in there plus the hallway. I've had to go out to my then van with one way windows after seeing one of the cashiers in the skimpiest of outfits and sputz all over the backseat. the customers walking by the van must've thought there was a big dog in there going nuts the way the thing was rocking.

The first thing that crossed my mind when you mentioned "retail" was all the pussy that probably walks around in there. I'd have problems in retail ever getting anythiong done. With so much cooze there I'd just day dream about spreading, licking, drooling, fingering, and making her scream.

Well I work for Government, and nothing prepares you for the day you're sat in a cubicle and someone else's jizz splatters on the floor from the cubicle next to you... still don't know which MP it was, but meetings can go on long into the night...

I've totally jerked at work. Why not. Sometimes my colleagues make me horny, sometimes things I read get me horny. I once pulled out under my desk and came all over the carpet when a member of this site sent me something that demanded attention. I'm pretty careful, though.

I have totally masterbated at work ...there is no jizzin' for me cause I am a chick, but I have done it and loved it.

I have also done it in a car, train and beach. If it feels safe ( ie no families around, *would hate to cause anyone any grief* or police hahah) and I am horny, I will do it, but i guess women can be more discrete than men, makes my day much better if I can concentrate

Honey

Horny8 , spooky we posted at the same time and wrote nearly the same thing....you sure your not my evil twin ?

Honey

Yes... I often go and wank off... it's a load off my mind and most times helps me calm down in a sort of high pressure environment.

I think much more clearly afterwards.

oh hell yeah, back in the day of the office i'd routinely go in and bang one out, especially if the eye candy was particularly fetching that day. even found a couple female co-workers who like to talk about doing the same.

its all good!

Whatelse is there for a chef to do in between the lunch and dinner rush?

I do NOT want to know what is in your white sauce...