a boy i'm sort-of seeing showed me this site "as a joke" but i think he's really a member! i told him i was going to join with an obvious name, so here i am!
i like david but his penis is enormous. it's like a can of coke. no, one of those long beer cans. having sex is incredibly uncomfortable (to put it mildly). it's not just my vagina, but my entire torso that hurts, even when he goes slow. i seriously fear that he's dammaging my internal organs the few times we've slept together. (we've spoken abou this, so he won't be surprised to read this.)
no normal man would want such a huge penis. it's impractical, painful, it is a barrier to a healthy sex life and gives me serious doubts about the posibility of a long-term relationship.
but david's just so cute! i can't help but like him despite his localized elephantitus!
hopefully the girls on this site can offer advice.
let's see if david notices 
