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Originally Posted by faceking So Phil... did these gentlemen commit a crime, or are they victims of their environment and physiological being and shouldn't be given any harsh consequence? (answer honestly, please) |
Honest answer...
In the state they did this in, attempted sex with a corpse is not a crime.
I think the "rape" allegations are spurious... you can not "rape" what is essentially preserved meat.
So they are guilty of trespass, property damage, and something they call "mistreatment of a body."
All of them misdemeanors not qualifying for incarceration.
I would, however, sentence them to some serious mental counseling and assessment, because of the disturbing nature of their actions.
I might make them wear T-shirts everywhere they go for two years that say on the front, " FAILED CORPSE FUCKER"
Besides... there's no ROOM for them in prison... thanks to republicans, all the beds are filled with pot smokers doing mandatory 10 year stretches over a lid of sinsemilla, or they are a 3rd time loser in for 25 for stealing a car...
hell they have to let the murderers and rapist go early cause their sentences are the only ones that aren't mandatory.
Faceking... if being misguided was a crime... would they allow you to post from your prison cell?