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Originally Posted by thirteenbyseven Jana, you really should think about moving to Tampa, Fl. where you could make outfits in the stripper capital of the world! With vice law enforcement like this, who needs Don Adams as Maxwell Smart. http://www.tbo.com/news/metro/MGB3BFRNJSE.html
The two and-a-half year investigation of the evil goings on at Lil' Tootsies Bikini Bar yeilded exactly 6 arrests for misdemeaner infractions involving the showing of "bodacious fleshious" in the V.I.P. room of the establishment. To make an iron-clad arrest, the officers of Hillsborough County spent $6,416 of taxpayer money on alcoholic drinks and repeated lap dances. In many instances the neccesity for the return performances was explained (by sheriff's spokesmen) due to the fact the dancers all went by names such as Destiny, Cherry and Asia making the identification of their real names difficult for the undercover dectectives.
The unit, which went by the code name Sheriff Gee's Lunch Brigade was a specially trained unit in vice enforcement with each member having undergone rigorous classroom and field training.*
Violent gang and crime and crime against women and children has been on the increase in Hillborough County, but with bugetary contraints and an incipient property tax revolt Sheriff David Gee doubts whether he can hire more field deputies.* |
Haha, I was there for three weeks last summer, considering moving. What with billboards of chopped up fetuses on the highway and Jebya in the hizzie, I concluded it was just not for me. Oh, cops hanging out in strip clubs rather than fighting crime is nothing new- 3/4ths of the clubs in northern KY have been shut down in the last few years, no doubt the "decent citizens" are proud to have rid themselves of this scourge, while crack dealers and pedophiles still roam the streets.
Has anyone really considered why/who patronises these clubs? I've been in this business to some degree for sixteen years now, and I can assure you, it's a PUBLIC SERVICE! Many of these guys are far too socially inept to even attempt talking to women in the real world. For them, paying a cute girl to dance in her underwear for them is as close to sex as they're ever going to get.
I don't want these guys out on the street with no relief in sight. Thank you to strippers and hookers everywhere who are willing to deal with this segment of the population, it could be SO much worse!
But drug dealers carry guns, and they're scary. Most cops would rather look at tits, so they concentrate on strip clubs. Haha, has anyone even noticed the incredible amount common traffic tickets have increased in price, not to mention frequency? I can't be alone here. Every time I see some fucking commercial on tv about how the cops are having a crackdown on seatbelt violators or some such shit, I just wave goodbye to my civil rights because I know I'm paying a cop's salary that was previously paid by my government. We are now PAYING the police to harass us, while they have become rather like NFL players in that they don't want to get any scars on their pretty little faces. I'm so fucking excited about the fucking republicans groaning on and on about lower taxes- WHO'S SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THE FUCKING WAR? These people are mentally challenged. Schools are destitute, at least 40% of Americans have no health insurance at all (like me), police and fire departments across the country are going bust, and all the neocons can say is "Lower taxes!!!111!!!" Like a bunch on third grade internet trolls.
No, Florida is NOT the land less stupid. Next?
*In fact, so many Ohioans vacation in and retire to Florida, I hardly felt I had left home.
Leaving again in Dec. for a week in Mexico, too.....
