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Dante's Inferno!

Here is a quiz to test you on your life style... It will determine where you will end up! Dante's Inferno I ended up in the 7th Circle of hell. Seventh Level of Hell G

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Old 09-24-2006   #1 (permalink)
mephistopheles is offline
Dante's Inferno!

Here is a quiz to test you on your life style... It will determine where you will end up!

Dante's Inferno

I ended up in the 7th Circle of hell.

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #2 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Looks like I'll see ya around sometime, Mephisto.
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Old 09-25-2006   #3 (permalink)
mephistopheles is offline

Mwuwahuahuha!

Alex8 We appear to be bad bad men-creatures.


It's the sodomy that got me there
 
Old 09-25-2006   #4 (permalink)
findfirefox is offline

Seventh Layer

I guess I should go repent and stop being gay.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #5 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by mephistopheles
It's the sodomy that got me there
I'm not sure the desire for undertaking assassinations or having stupid people die helped my case much either, to be fair. Oh, and as for looking at all that porn....
 
Old 09-25-2006   #6 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

It's purgatory for me. I suppose it's apt considering my vanilla life. Yawn.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #7 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by COLJohn
It's purgatory for me. I suppose it's apt considering my vanilla life. Yawn.
Ho hum, save a seat for me there, John. Looks like I'm winding up in the big "P" myself.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #8 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

I took the darned thing twice and got a 'something happened, sorry about that' page both times.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #9 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
I took the darned thing twice and got a 'something happened, sorry about that' page both times.
Tsk, how does it feel to be rejected at the Gates of Hell?
 
Old 09-25-2006   #10 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
I took the darned thing twice and got a 'something happened, sorry about that' page both times.
Geez, Pecker, how sad is it that even hell isn't prepared for you? I had you figured for purgatory at least because a former coworker told me that Hell has more Democrats, Heaven more Republicans.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #11 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

They won't even let me buy a visitor's pass.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #12 (permalink)
MidusCo. is offline

This is a very old quiz... very old...

But yes, I always end up in Limbo and the 2nd circle.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #13 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
They won't even let me buy a visitor's pass.
As someone bound for the boredom of purgatory, I won't proffer a personal invitation, but since I'm pretty sure some of my best friends are headed to warmer climes, I'll tell them to get you a pass because you want a quick look-see to determine how you want to spend the raminder of your life. (and if it's not too bad, let me know)
 
Old 09-25-2006   #14 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

Okay, I tried it again with Firefox instead of Opera:

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

I'd brag about this but I'm the humblest man on the board.
 
Old 09-25-2006   #15 (permalink)
Kotchanski is offline

At this rate we could hold a reunion on the 7th circle, I'm going to be there too
 

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