Dante's Inferno!

I wound up in Limbo as a "virtuous Pagan." At least i get to spend my eternity with Socrates!

Funny though, it said i was "High" in Level 7, Violence. And who would have thought, i consider myself non-violent!

In my case the sodomy, violence, and anger took me to the 7th layer...

Perhaps if I become a worse person I can make it to the 9th level...

I'd likta meet Lucifer!

Maybe instead of hoping for stupd ppl to die I should cut out the middle man and kill them myself. Fuck old age and Cancer!

of course the middle man wont be the only thing I'll be cutting out.

Damn, I thought I was a good person.....




Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

If you pronounce his name so (loog O)/krates, you will be bumped into the second or third canto, an improvement if purgatory is as boring as I think it'll be.

You guys got to be damnly bad!!!!!!
I consider myself the real motherfucker and I could only make it to the 6th hell!!!!! Lemme say I'm kinda afraid.
It's cool when you're not the baddest one
LatinoHorn