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Would you rather suck or fuck the dick above you?

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Old 09-24-2006   #1 (permalink)
tdc364 is offline
Suck or Fuck?

Would you rather suck or fuck the dick above you?
 
Old 09-24-2006   #2 (permalink)
NovaBone is offline

Interesting, I keep looking above me -- up at the ceiling -- hoping to see something to suck or fuck. I see nothing. Hmmm...
But, looking at the pix in your profile makes me want to suck your dick man -- real real bad. It's a beauty!
 
Old 09-24-2006   #3 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by NovaBone
Interesting, I keep looking above me -- up at the ceiling -- hoping to see something to suck or fuck. I see nothing. Hmmm...
But, looking at the pix in your profile makes me want to suck your dick man -- real real bad. It's a beauty!
I think this thread is similar to the "say something nice about the penis above you" thread. You are supposed to say whether you would suck or fuck the dick above you.
 
Old 09-24-2006   #4 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
fuck the dick
Someone seems a little anatomically challenged if he thinks that's how fucking works.
 
Old 09-24-2006   #5 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by alex8
Someone seems a little anatomically challenged if he thinks that's how fucking works.
Maybe not, Alex8. Do you remember the vid Pecker posted of the guy spewing large batteries out of his dick?
 
Old 09-24-2006   #6 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by alex8
Someone seems a little anatomically challenged if he thinks that's how fucking works.
All the more reason for me to learn from a master.
 
Old 09-24-2006   #7 (permalink)
tdc364 is offline

sorry u right i just noticed that, i guess the question is, would u rather give the person above you a blojob, or have sex with the person above you
 
Old 09-24-2006   #8 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

So, let's get this started then...

Where do you want this dick?
 
Old 09-24-2006   #9 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
So, let's get this started then...

Where do you want this dick?
I think it's probably safest if you leave it in Canada.

I guess I could slowly encircle it with my lips and then gradually explore every contour and every inch with my mouth and tongue. If I had nothing better to do.

The problem with this question is that once I've sucked, I'm gonna wanna fuck you as well.
The "either/or" factor seldom ever comes into it with me.
 
Old 09-26-2006   #10 (permalink)
geo121 is offline

I'm with alex8 on this one!
 

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