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Big Brain or Big Dick: Choose One

I saw a funny bit on Geraldo last night. A researcher polled a number of men and found they either had a high I.Q. or were hung, but couldn't be both. Geraldo called him and

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View Poll Results: Big Dick or Big Brain?
Big Dick 25 19.53%
Big Brain 13 10.16%
Both 86 67.19%
Neither 4 3.13%
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Old 09-21-2006   #1 (permalink)
hugefan is offline
Big Brain or Big Dick: Choose One

I saw a funny bit on Geraldo last night. A researcher polled a number of men and found they either had a high I.Q. or were hung, but couldn't be both. Geraldo called him and idiot or something, but considering how much intellect is discussed on this site, I thought I'd pose the question: Do you have a big brain, a big dick or both?
 
Old 09-21-2006   #2 (permalink)
Mr. Snakey is offline

Average brain. Huge cock.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #3 (permalink)
tallguypns is offline

Big brain, small cock.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #4 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

I can't imagine that anyone would choose to Choose just One option.

However, if I had to make the choice between big brain or big dick, I would choose big dick. Big brains are only cool if you have the intelligence to back them up. Not to mention all the swelling of your skull. You would look like Stewie from Family guy... and hopefully you get intelligence with your brain..

The dick sounds fine.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #5 (permalink)
joyboytoy79 is offline

I must say that i'm intellectually hung. Physically? *meh
 
Old 09-21-2006   #6 (permalink)
Mr. Snakey is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff black
I can't imagine that anyone would choose to Choose just One option.

However, if I had to make the choice between big brain or big dick, I would choose big dick. Big brains are only cool if you have the intelligence to back them up. Not to mention all the swelling of your skull. You would look like Stewie from Family guy... and hopefully you get intelligence with your brain..

The dick sounds fine.
In his poll it said choose one. In his post he asked about the size of the brain. The size of the dick. Thats what i answered. If i had to choose i would stay the way i am
 
Old 09-21-2006   #7 (permalink)
mercurialbliss is offline

I'd rather have a Big-dicked brain than a Big-brained dick.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #8 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by joyboytoy79
I must say that i'm intellectually hung. Physically? *meh
I don't care, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. Although, the actual fucking will be much longer than a hearbeat.

To answer the question: well you'll just have to come find out for yourself...
 
Old 09-21-2006   #9 (permalink)
Nitrofiend is offline

My IQ measures in the 140's or something last I checked a long time ago, and I have a 7"x6" cock. So I guess biggish brain, and biggish dick.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #10 (permalink)
Sorcerer is offline

172 i.q.
8x6.5
 
Old 09-21-2006   #11 (permalink)
Spladle is offline
Banned

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorcerer
172 i.q.
8x6.5
*gasp*

We're like twins!

*huggles*
 
Old 09-21-2006   #12 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorcerer
172 i.q.
8x6.5
Ha! You once said 173. Slipping, Sorce?

My brain? Can't complain.
My dick ... very average. No one points and laughs ... and I never scare the horses.

 
Old 09-21-2006   #13 (permalink)
Sorcerer is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa
Ha! You once said 173. Slipping, Sorce?

My brain? Can't complain.
My dick ... very average. No one points and laughs ... and I never scare the horses.
I knew someone would notice in less than 5 minutes. After I posted 173 I thought about it for a while and realised it was actually 172. Nice to know someone is paying attention.
I actually said 173 twice.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #14 (permalink)
HickBoy is offline

148 Iq, 8x6.
 
Old 09-21-2006   #15 (permalink)
hootie is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by mercurialbliss
I'd rather have a Big-dicked brain than a Big-brained dick.
LOL I can always depend on mercurialbliss to take the side of humor.
I have both. I think from some of the things he's done, Geraldo has a small brain. If you could only have one of them, choose the brain. No woman cares if Bill Gates has a big dong or not. Think of the luxury and shopping they could have in their lives.
 

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