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Big Brain or Big Dick: Choose One

Originally Posted by IanTheTall Only if you let me stick my hands down your pants and knead your buns. You drive a hard bargain, sir! *nibble*

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View Poll Results: Big Dick or Big Brain?
Big Dick 25 19.53%
Big Brain 13 10.16%
Both 86 67.19%
Neither 4 3.13%
Voters: 128. You may not vote on this poll

 
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Old 10-05-2006   #31 (permalink)
joyboytoy79 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by IanTheTall
Only if you let me stick my hands down your pants and knead your buns.
You drive a hard bargain, sir! *nibble*
 
Old 10-05-2006   #32 (permalink)
quercusone is offline

All this readin' is giving me a headake! I'm gonna go jack-off!
 
Old 10-05-2006   #33 (permalink)
NineInchCock_160IQ is offline
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IQ scores are notoriously arbitrary. 160 is just one that I picked out almost at random, it seemed like a nice round number. I've scored higher and lower. Worrying about 1 point seems a little silly.

If I had to pick one to keep (which I thought was the original point of the thread until I saw you could answer "both") I'd go with the brain. Even though I think a dumb person with a big dick probably has a better chance at being happy. Most of the super intelligent people I know are cynical, jaded and borderline misantrhopic, if not outright depressed.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #34 (permalink)
W. Hung is offline

I don't understand the question, so i guess i have a small brain.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #35 (permalink)
roosevelt is offline

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Originally Posted by NineInchCock_160IQ
Most of the super intelligent people I know are cynical, jaded and borderline misantrhopic, if not outright depressed.
I agree completely.

I've been involved in studies that tracked "super geniuses" (people who regularly score over 180 on standardized IQ tests) They're one of the most cynical, depressed, and frustrated groups of people you'll ever meet. The happy ones seem to be working at almost mindless things, bar-tending, janitor, etc.

Also of note, most major scientific breakthroughs are made by folks in the "above average", to "just genius" range, with IQ scores between 120 and 160 or so. most people with higher scores than that, tend to fight their intilect constantly.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #36 (permalink)
IanTheTall is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by NineInchCock_160IQ
Most of the super intelligent people I know are cynical, jaded and borderline misantrhopic, if not outright depressed.
Don't forget paranoid, delusional, obsessive/compolsive, insecure and one sided (in German there is a perfect term for them "Fachidiot", someone who is an expert in one thing and knows ABSOLUTELY nothing about anything else).


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Originally Posted by roosevelt
Also of note, most major scientific breakthroughs are made by folks in the "above average", to "just genius" range, with IQ scores between 120 and 160 or so. most people with higher scores than that, tend to fight their intilect constantly.
I'm going to try to interpret what you are saying:
People who are too smart can see neither the tree nor the forest because they spend all of their time counting the leaves, on the forest. While the people who are simply smart, notice that the trees have brown holes burned, through the leaves and that there is a cadmium-telluride (CdTe) belching vapor deposition plant, upwind of the dying forest. Go to the plant, fix the leaky deposition process and then, in their lab find a safe and recyclable product to replace the toxic cadmium-telluride and equally toxic additives for application specific purposes, in the specialty crystal, photovoltaic and semiconductor industries.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #37 (permalink)
joyboytoy79 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by IanTheTall
Don't forget paranoid, delusional, obsessive/compolsive, insecure and one sided (in German there is a perfect term for them "Fachidiot", someone who is an expert in one thing and knows ABSOLUTELY nothing about anything else).



I'm going to try to interpret what you are saying:
People who are too smart can see neither the tree nor the forest because they spend all of their time counting the leaves, on the forest. While the people who are simply smart, notice that the trees have brown holes burned, through the leaves and that there is a cadmium-telluride (CdTe) belching vapor deposition plant, upwind of the dying forest. Go to the plant, fix the leaky deposition process and then, in their lab find a safe and recyclable product to replace the toxic cadmium-telluride and equally toxic additives for application specific purposes, in the specialty crystal, photovoltaic and semiconductor industries.
You, sir, never cease to amaze me. Sharp intellect, environmental concern, AND hung like an ox! I'm in love! When will you be moving to Delaware? *more ear nibbling*
 
Old 10-05-2006   #38 (permalink)
davidjh7 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by NineInchCock_160IQ
IQ scores are notoriously arbitrary. 160 is just one that I picked out almost at random, it seemed like a nice round number. I've scored higher and lower. Worrying about 1 point seems a little silly.

If I had to pick one to keep (which I thought was the original point of the thread until I saw you could answer "both") I'd go with the brain. Even though I think a dumb person with a big dick probably has a better chance at being happy. Most of the super intelligent people I know are cynical, jaded and borderline misantrhopic, if not outright depressed.
I must be fuckin' brilliant, then...
 
Old 10-05-2006   #39 (permalink)
big dirigible is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by COLJohn
At Mensa meetings I hold my own
That's kind of a strange thing to do at a Mensa meeting, isn't it? I should think that some of the less avant-garde members would complain.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #40 (permalink)
big dirigible is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IanTheTall
I'm going to try to interpret what you are saying:
People who are too smart can see neither the tree nor the forest because they spend all of their time counting the leaves, on the forest.
Probably not. The more likely meaning is that the high numbers are vacuous. It's no great feat to devise an arbitrary test which will show that you are the highest-scoring person to ever take it, particularly if not too many people take it (as is the case for most of the so-called IQ tests on record). Call that an IQ test, and voila! There you are, Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. There are people who enjoy that sterile activity. Do they impress anyone as particularly smart? Not really .... which is perhaps why they feel they need a number to prove something.

When I was at MIT I never heard anyone discuss IQ tests. They didn't seem interested. And if any were members of Mensa, I never heard them mention it. Can we conclude from that that they were all dummyheads?
 
Old 10-05-2006   #41 (permalink)
donkeyboy9 is offline

It is a difficult choice ... whether to be intellectually well - endowed or whether to be sexually well - endowed! Assuming that I can not be both down the road into the future , then I must choose based on some meaningful criteria: My large cock gives me a measure of self-confidence and attracts people to me for sexplay! It also probably permits me to make better love to people than I otherwise could with a smaller one! My brain allows me to make wise judgments and to know how to succeed in this world. It helps me to decide which choices to make and which people to like and love! My brain instructs the rest of my body how to preform and that includes my heart and my cock! My brain helps establish lifelong relationships. My brain is the mastermind of my total being! Considering how much my brain does for me and how comparatively little my cock can do.. then the choice is quite clear...I must want and need for a larger brain more than for a larger cock!

P.S. A reread of the question makes me reply both are sized OK.... but considering my faux pas here.... maybe I merely have a big cock! LOL
 
Old 10-05-2006   #42 (permalink)
davidjh7 is offline

To quote the wife of an old college friend of mine...
"I love a brain in a tight sweater"

If you don't get that, well, I guess we just don't play in the same sandbox.
 
Old 10-05-2006   #43 (permalink)
sk_bum is offline

oh, dang, didn't know it was what i HAD, thought it was what i wanted, therefore big dick AND big brain is the no-brainer (why not call it the no-dicker??)

as for what i have, average dick, and nobody's complained about my brain size yet ;-)
 
Old 10-07-2006   #44 (permalink)
nineplus is offline

9.5 cock...148 IQ

My brain fits in my skull, but my cock sometimes falls out of my shorts.
 
Old 10-08-2006   #45 (permalink)
WildHoney is offline

Quote:
My brain fits in my skull, but my cock sometimes falls out of my shorts.
Where is that drolling icon again ???

I prefer a man with a big cock, I can think on my own, and perve at him while he does the dishes! Ahhh perfect fantasy

A man without a brain is completely Asexual to me. I couldn't care less if your packing a pony, you have to be able to make me swoon with your witty mind



Honey
 

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