I have this mental image of the not-too-distant future, in which a SWAT team break down the door of some terrified old lady's remote villa, descend to the basement where her 30 year-old son has dwelled since leaving school, and recoil in horror as they force open the locked lid of the chest freezer, its grisly interior stacked to the brim with corpses - Morgan Webb masks stapled over every facial rictus and "8¾" carved intricately over every inch of lifeless flesh...