Back in College

I am officially a student again - so please excuse me if I get a bit supercilious with you older farts now.

What do you study, m'Lord?

Arches eyebrow haughtily, "Excused. Carry on."

*PFFFFFFFT*

Shouldn't that now read supercilious with superannuated flatulators now that you're back in academe?

Being an "old fart" carries much kudos in certain circles.

I am learning the ways of seamen - call me Master Bates. http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/chi...sh/pugwash.wav

With a name like Master Bates, I would think you're mastering the ways of semen.

alrighty
Master Bates


BTW Does your academy have a rite of passage involving Roger the Cabin Boy?

Or does it revolve around the man in the boat?

(old tired jokes will abound on this thread)

Jokes about riding the Black Pig are off limits!

And about her being full of seamen for that matter.

Roger Roger.

As in "Long and hard and full of seamen." Right then, never that. Acknowledged.


A word or two of advice:
Watch out for dingly dangly crabs. And Pirate Willy is not to be trusted.

I just love it when educated Brits & Canucks talk dirty.

or Canucks drunkenly sing?

here's a colourful WW2 Canadian drinking ditty

ah cool.

I went back to a local college for two semesters in 2003-2004 and sat there with students in their late teens and early twenties. I like the atmosphere of learning and made connections there that will last a lifetime.

The learning process never gets old.

Good luck LPD.

I can't claim any academic relevance in my course. I just need to refresh my ticket so that I can get back on the ocean waves. Anyone who addresses me as "Hello Sailor" should be prepared for my most concerted reposte.

I am probably the third youngest on the course - sheeeesh.

Now I have taken the first step - I may have a look at something a little moe challenging.

Pirate Willy can kiss me barnacles!

Very nice LP...

Lots of sucess to you.

Congratulations on your return to school. I enjoyed it more the second time around.

And will your diploma read "This Certifies That Big Cock Gigolo has been awarded . . . "?