Back in College

mercurialbliss · 09-19-2006

Congratulations on your return to school. I enjoyed it more the second time around.

And will your diploma read "This Certifies That Big Cock Gigolo has been awarded . . . "?

Lordpendragon · 09-20-2006

I will have an official ticket to ride as it were dear MB, to plough the waves. From the Royal Yachting Association, no less. Big cock gigolo, by Royal appointment.

rawbone8 · 09-20-2006

LPD: found this handy cheatsheet here

Pirate to Not Pirate Phrasebook:

Ahoy! - Hello
Avast! - Oi, you!
Yarrrr! - Used to intensify the previous statment, e.g. 'I quite fancy a cup of tea. Yaarrrr!'
Arrrr! - Innit (see also)
Dog - Person who is disapproved of
Lubber, Landlubber - One who is not a seaman, an incompetent person (c.f. Muggle)
Mumping villain - see 'Dog'
Slab-sided bugger - see 'Dog'
Wretched scrofulous whoreson bilge rat - see 'Dog'
Splice the mainbrace - What you say to make people do something on a ship
Luff, me hearties! - What you say when 'splice the mainbrace' doesn't work
Aye - Aiiee
Yo ho - Hello woman

rawbone8 · 09-20-2006

Note also this highly educational vid: How To Speak Like A Pirate

Back in College

Congratulations on your return to school. I enjoyed it more the second time around. And will your diploma read "This Certifies That Big Cock Gigolo has been awarded . . . "?