An explanation by part of you: A well-endowed man sat on the toilet making shit (popo

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An explanation by part of you: A well endowed man, sat on the toilet with his flaccid long penis that is hanging and potential danger of contact of his long penis with water (water inside toilet).

Many of you are well endowed men; some of you will be well endowed men only when you have your erect penises; others of you are well endowed men when you're in flaccid penis as well as also in erect penis...

This one asks that I am going to do is destined to those men who have flaccid penises really very very long: How you do when you go to bath-room and you sit on the toilet (to evacuate fecal dregs) and that your long penises don't touch water? (water inside toilet).

I would like to know how you do to prevent that this happening.

I have a cousin-boy and he narrates to me that when he goes to evacuates the fecal dregs, he doesn't sit down on the toilet; he places himself in squatting on the toilet (the ancient-way of evacuating fecal dregs when still(yet) they didn't exist toilet) this one is the form how he makes "popo"; and of this way he avoids that his long penis touches water that is at the back of the toilet.... Jajajajaja I know tha this looks like a mad-man's story, but it was what he told me his way of making popo.

Saludos,

Yoselin.

lord have mercy

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Cristo tener misericordia

“GO… I SAY… GO AWAY, BOY. YOU BOTHA ME.”

Estas enferma!

Cuando un hombre con la verga grande esta caigando, ya se pone la verga y los huevos adentro de un Big Gulp Cup. Jajajajaja! Despues, todo no esta mojado...y esta limpio tambien... .

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How you do when you go to bath-room and you sit on the toilet?
(to evacuate fecal dregs)

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.



Yoselin definately gets an A for effort... now if a fellow evacuator could answer her question....

I think she's fuckin' hilarious! Just imagine her saying all this out loud instead of typing it.

try throwing "big moe" over the side of the bathtub when you sit down to leave your dregs. luckily, my tub is only 3 feet away from the terlit, so it's very much within reach.

or just use ty-d-bol. it kills all the germs and shit down in ney in case your sausage plops in the water amongst the bombs. the little guy in the boat loaded with lemons has a job because of this stuff.

adios. rico.

suave.

Can this be real? Is Andy Kaufman really alive and posting here?

Forgive me! Im polish and its friday. Is popo dookie?

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COLJohn
It certainly can seem that way.

I think the common understanding here is that Yoselin speaks Spanish and virtually no English, and relies on some sort of translation software/dictionary to post here.

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“GO… I SAY… GO AWAY, BOY. YOU BOTHA ME.”

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Mira, Sr. Sorcerer!!!!.... Yo no estoy enferma como tú has dicho. Primero: Yo no tengo una PALOMA entre las piernas (Paloma en Venezuela significa penis), por lo tanto, si yo no tengo una paloma entre las piernas no puedo saber qué se siente llevar una de esas... ¡¡Y más aún si es una paloma muy grande!!.

Mi primo tiene la paloma muy larga y cuando él va al baño a hacer pupu (heces fecales) él me cuenta que para que su pene no quede dentro de la Poseta (toilet) él no se sienta en la poseta; sino que él se monta encima de la poseta (él agachado, ,en cuclillas) y en esa posición es que él hace pupu. Su pene, como queda colgando, jamás tiene contacto con la parte interna del toilet... O sea, su pene no se moja con el agua que está dentro del toilet.


Antes de que él me contara eso, yo ignoraba este asunto... Yo siempre me imagianba que los hombres con penes muy largos (fláccido) ellos al hacer pupu, agarraban sus penes con las manos para evitar que se mojara con el agua de adentro...

Hay hombres que tienen penes flácidos muy muy largos y si ellos se sientan en el toilet, por lógica sus penes van a quedar dentro del toilet y se van a mojar... Si tú estás haciendo pupu corres el riesgo de que tú pene no solo toque el agua del toilet sino que también toque el pupu que tú acabas de cagar.

Mi primo, para evitar esto, él se sienta (estando agachado) encima de la poseta, así su pene queda en una posición mucho más alta y no llega a tocar el agua del toite.

Yo pienso que preguntar esto no significa que YO ESTÉ ENFERMA... Solo tengo curiosidad de saber y cuando uno tiene curiosidad UNO DEBE PREGUNTAR.

Yo pedí que por favor Uds. dijeran cómo hacen Uds. para evitar que sus penes queden adentro del toilet y mira!! lo que consigo es que me llamen enferma!!!.

Chao.

Yoselin.

That may well be the problem, but his/her fixation on penis size puts everyone else's here to shame, and when it's expressed in such terms...well, sorry, it IS funny.

Hardly it does the its best one, Yoselin.
("Just do your best" translated into Spanish via Babelfish, and the result translated back into English.)

You are, as the Colonel says, delightfully funny, Yoselin. I always read your posts.

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I threw up and had a serious coughing fit from laughing just now. I have NEVER laughed so hard in my entire life. I read that post like almost two hours ago and I have finally recovered enough to reply.

First of all, THANK GOODNESS that I know spanish considerably well (I didn't just get a B in Spanish IV for nothing). It's better when written than spoken because Spanish people speak too quickly. Amazingly, I understood the spanish post much more than the first horribly mistranslated post. I am not making fun of Yoselin. But I do find the faulty translations to be quite hilarious.

Secondly, I would volunteer to translate for Yoselin, but not only do I think that I would not be available for EVERY Yoselin post, but I LOVE these HILARIOUS posts.

Yo puedo entenderte, Yoselin. Yo no hablo en espanol mas bueno, pero yo puedo entender un poco de espanol. Y, no, mi pene no lo toque el agua en el toilet. Si mi pene lo tocaria el pupu yo voy a morir.