09-06-2006
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#16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by tripod She's actually coming over to get a bag. I just let her see the videos on the phone and showed her my gallery since she asked what was going on with the bulge in my pants. I didn't want to lie and not tell her that I have been growing alot since I was 19. We are still pretty good friends, and tell each other pretty private things (sexual nature). I just had no idea that she would be affected, since my last ex had found after 4 years into the relationship, that she could totally withstand the power of my package, any time any place. So she's coming over anyway and probably will be here soon. I might get the cold shower ready. | Enjoy the fuck.
I look forward to the follow-up thread: "I fucked my married ex, and now she won't leave me alone".  | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#17 (permalink)
| | | Well, all that sex will be worth getting her knocked up and end up being a topic on Jerry Springer. Get paid. Get paid. Get paid. Make her pay for your dick. Treat it as a business transaction. Get paid to get laid. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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Originally Posted by invisibleman Well, all that sex will be worth getting her knocked up and end up being a topic on Jerry Springer. Get paid. Get paid. Get paid. Make her pay for your dick. Treat it as a business transaction. Get paid to get laid. | Oh...and set the fee high...and wear a rubber or two when she does pay you. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#19 (permalink)
| | | fuck, why does ex-sex have to be so good, yet so bad? i can't say that i've excercised restraint when an ex wanted to fuck "for old times sake" and i happened to be single. physical passion can run high when you are free from relationship expectations with someone so familiar. and it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, male ego plays a part too. do i want to know i can fuck better than the new person my ex is with? fuck yeah i do.
this might sound crass, but any damage she may cause her relationship is her problem, not yours. maybe she really does just want to get some dick and be done with it, and it sounds like you're going to deliver the goods, so go ahead and fuck her. don't tell anybody, even if you feel guilty. tell her not to talk about her husband or family around you. if she goes psycho on you check out and move on. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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Originally Posted by scanjock8 fuck, why does ex-sex have to be so good, yet so bad?if she goes psycho on you... | Hence, get paid for the sex (I do mean set the fee high) and if she jumps on that price...wear the friggin' rubbers with a good premium lube like Wet Platinum--no gummy KY spit in a tube (double bag--so you don't get her pregnant). You don't want baby's mama drama with added "Who's The Daddy? Aye Caramba!!" Hehehe. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#21 (permalink)
| | | Man....what condom do you think goes on a 7.5 inch girth cock that is sensitive and chafes easily? Nothing I know of, theyfit supposedly sells a G22 that is like 6.5 inches in diameter but that's a little too long and still not wide enough. I'll use the thickest lube if I decide to do this. I think it's like, she can't pass up the opportunity to have an unusually fat penis inside of her, can't say that I blame her. I mean guys with REAL FAT cocks don't grow on trees. I just hope she's changed her mind already. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by scanjock8 ...this might sound crass, but any damage she may cause her relationship is her problem, not yours. maybe she really does just want to get some dick and be done with it, and it sounds like you're going to deliver the goods, so go ahead and fuck her. don't tell anybody, even if you feel guilty. tell her not to talk about her husband or family around you. if she goes psycho on you check out and move on. | What goes around, comes around.  | | | |
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09-06-2006
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Originally Posted by SurferGirlCA What goes around, comes around.  | Atta girl.
Ummm, Tripod. I wouldn't sleep with her.
If she wants to sleep with that, tell her to get a divorce.
HAS she SEEN YOUR penis before? | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#24 (permalink)
| | | Wonderful news...everything went according to plan. We hung out for a few and then I started my spiel about how this would be a bad idea. She was still unconvinced until I walked her over to my online computer and had her read yall's advice. We talked about it some more and I was like, just get on the plane, go to your South Pacific island where you live, and the circumstances of being so far away from me will eat away at your desire, until it simply doesn't exist anymore. We hugged and she teared up a bit and we said our goodbeyes. Thanx for all the sound moral advice...I'm pretty sure without the lpsg i would have showed up at the door wearing shoes and a smile. I love you guys. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#25 (permalink)
| | | Be prepared. I'm betting her husband cheated and this is her "get even" fuck. (Ask her if she's gotten a new piece of jewlery or a car from him lately....)
She will also tell him about fucking you when they have their next fight, and will mention that you are bigger, better, something liket that....
I've just seem very similar storylines (yeah, just like a soap opera, there's a plot) from evil friends and it's usually about just using the guy to make someone else jealous. It's also about making sure the boyfriend/husband finds out and sometimes he goes after the guy. Why the hell is she in your town and away from her husband for three weeks?
Please, don't just think about her marriage, but think about your face and his fist also!!! | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#26 (permalink)
| | | I thought everything was fine and then I just got a call saying she'd left something here. She'll be back here in a couple of minutes.... I'll post what happened. | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#27 (permalink)
| | | Tripod, please keep us informed of the development of your ex-wife's return visit. This is better than any soap opera on TV.
Wishing you the best... | | | |
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09-06-2006
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#28 (permalink)
| | | It's fuckin' crazy over here, she's outside calling her husband right now....I've been trying my damnest, but she was finally honest with me. She has cheated on her husband twice and those guys were small, She just wants to know what it feels like to be really filled up, and I think the devil is gonna get me........... | | | |
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09-07-2006
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#29 (permalink)
| | | Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Everything is ok, she snapped out of it and is now long gone. She's gonna be just fine, as for me....well there's always her cousin! | | | |
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09-07-2006
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#30 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by tripod Wonderful news...everything went according to plan. We hung out for a few and then I started my spiel about how this would be a bad idea. She was still unconvinced until I walked her over to my online computer and had her read yall's advice. We talked about it some more and I was like, just get on the plane, go to your South Pacific island where you live, and the circumstances of being so far away from me will eat away at your desire, until it simply doesn't exist anymore. We hugged and she teared up a bit and we said our goodbeyes. Thanx for all the sound moral advice...I'm pretty sure without the lpsg i would have showed up at the door wearing shoes and a smile. I love you guys. | You banged her anyway, didn't you? Hehehehe. | | | |
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