gay douchebag rant

so tonight for the second time a guy invites me over, tells me i can do anything i want to him, THE ONLY reason i go over is to fuck them like crazy. and when i get there.. its all like "your dick is really thick.. mines really long..lemmy give you a halfass blowjob" then i in my infintate love of cock and complete stupidity give them all ive got.. blowing sucking deepthroating as long and hard as they can stand... and halfway through theyre like "you really like it dont you? wanna sit on it?" what? HELL NO RETARD.. i said i like to top!.. then they end up jerking off till they cum.. all the while i suck balls like a trouper hoping against hope... but no.. its all like.. "oh.. you really sucked the energy out of me".. yeah.. hell.. i guess youre too exahsted from all that laying there and taking it.. making me gag... to give me one back... no i dont mind blue balls at all... c ya later.

DOUCHE - BAGS
FUCK - MEN

i am again completely reafirmed in the validity of my pursuit for women.
and my hatred for gay men... next time im not even gonna let them say hello after they open the door.. im gonna tackle them to the ground and get what i came for!

end rant

Eh, not all guys are douchebags--but some are. THe ones who are just looking for a quick hookup are usually pretty selfish in sex. One reason I guess my very short lived period of JUST sex was so short lived. Women can be just as selfish when all they are looking for is sex, too. But if your experiences with women have been primarily positive, and yours with men primarily negative, and your personal fullfillment and enjoyment is there, by all means, stick to women....you'll definately get rewarded by society much more for it.

yeah.. but that idea turns me on. im ok with being submissive to/used by women. hell i love it... usually.. id love it more if it were ever sexual.
but with men... well ... men are shitheads. theyre rarely(re: never) worthy of the throne-pedestal status i give women.

Two people seems like an awful small amount of subjects to base an opinion such as that off of, but it's your opinion so that's alright with me ... I would just say that there are many more individuals out there that are not such douche bags.

but whatever floats your boat ...

So selfish women are hot, while selfish men are shitheads?

What's this pedestal-throne talk? Women can be just as shitty as men, sorry to say. I should know 'cos I am one.

Imho, you come across as pretty mixed-up and self-loathing in your opening post, and probably need to stand back and consider your feelings towards your own sexuality and identity a little more before projecting onto others. This is precisely the kind of homophobic rant ("my hatred for gay men") which points to someone with much bigger personal issues with regard to their own feelings about having had sexual experiences with men...

why do i find your rant endearing instead of politically incorrect? probably because i've overcompensated for a few fickle gay men that suck in bed myself--thinking i might at least get something passably satisfying in return. and political correctness can be so borrrrring.

take it from an experienced gay douchebag--i think you might need to fine tune your bottom-boy gaydar next time you look for an ass to pound.

hey, at least you didn't have to buy the guy dinner and wait for the third date to figure out he can't suck dick or take it in the ass.

I am sorry you had such a negative experience with the two men.

If I live closer, I would offer my services just to show that not all men are like that - I do that to empower you with greater experience so that you can make a more informed decision on your sexuality.

The fact that I drool over your size and pictures has nothing to do with my offer. I am doing it just to give you a more balanced viewpoint, really. I am not a slut, honest! Have I ever lied to you before? *bats eyelashes seductively*

But seriously, it sucks that your experience did not match your expectations and that they just used you. Shame on them.

Quit your bitchin...you're never going to be truly satisfied from hook-ups anyway. Be mature and accept what you get.

Is it possible he could have been intimidated by your girth?

I'm sorry to hear that you aren't having satisfactory experiences, but I'm going to agree with iyikedralling in that hook-ups are rarely as satisfying as real sexual intimacy. Just because a few guys were selfish about sex doesn't mean they all are.

If it helps at all, having shitty experiences now will help you appreciate the good ones so much more when you have them, whether with men or women.

I don't think it is unreasonable to get what you came for. I don't think it's unreasonable at all! But, something that's going to be a problem for you, weather with women or with men, is your size. You're huge! The VAST majority of human beings are lilly-livered wimps who fear "pain." The GOOD news for you is that for most "size queens" your size is perfect. I should know, i'm one of said size queens. If you wanna hook up with anyone, male or female, i think you need to be perfectly clear about your wishes and the size of your cock. If you get there, and get any balking, of any sort, leave... don't do he or she any favors if he/she isn't going to do any for you.

I, personally, happen to like you. And once you get past the frustration that comes from being a HORNY young guy that's fresh outta the house, you should be quite the fun guy to chat with!

PS. If you lived anywhere near DE i'd be there in a heartbeat to show you a REAL good time!

LOL I enjoy a good, honest rant and I appreciate your sharing personal experiences with us.

thats why i said "gay douchebag rant".. i was talking about a particular type of gay douchebag.. and i was ranting..
i know there are better out there.. ive had them as well.

you probably need to stand back and consider that maybe you read far far far too much into things.. specially things labeled "rants"... homophobic projection indeed... lol

thanks.. but ive already had better experiences.. why the hell does everyone think i dont understand my own sexuality? its starting to become fairly insulting.

he was a bit bigger... but possibly youre right.. he never even asked how big mine was before asking that i come over.. maybe hes never had a big one like his... lol
and ive already decided.. next time.. i aint taking no shit.. if i get promised something and its not happening.. fuck it. cuz i sure as hell coulda lived without that bullcrap.

and thanks.. youre swell too. ;)

thank you!.. thats all i wanted.. i was pissed as hell and needed to blow off steam.

Maybe the men you are attracted to are the douchebags. Maybe you ought to reconsider your pickup choices in men. Just because they are sexy as fuck, doesn't mean that they are or will be attentive. Both (you and your hook up) have to be equally as attentive to the other or it is selfish. (And, no matter how horny you are--rape is never justifiable for a flaky hook up.) Just move on.

You were just disappointed in the outcomes you received from those guys. (Believe me, last year around this time--I was exactly in a similar situation. I hooked up with this guy and he flaked out on me on the sex. I was disappointed. I also was having a dry spell at that particular time--so I was doubly disappointed and doubly horny.) I found out that it was in my choice in particular men. So, just communicate better and make sure that your partner is into getting his booty ploughed by that peppermill dick.

Both hookup parties should know what the other wants. Communicate. Communicate. Communicate. Miscommunication or lack of communicating leads to iffy and sometimes dissatisfactory hook ups.

and thats exactly why i made this thread.
it was 4am.. i was still awake and bored.. i got on gay.com.. a reasonably attractive guy my age talked me into coming over with the words "ill let you do anything you want to me.. i have condoms and lube.. just come over RIGHT NOW"(plus the fact that i havnt gotten laid in several months).. so i did.. he was a total liar.. it was a mistake.. i learned from it. thats all.