I am new

Hi Everyone,

AS youcan see, I am new to this site. It casught my interest as I have beemn looking for such a support group to deal wih issues that I have encountered as far as my " endowment " goes, and I look forward to meeting all of you on this site

Salutations

Welcome Golfer!

Wazza matter, Golfer? A jumpy putter?
Maybe we can help ... but in any case, it would be fun to talk.
Welcome, keep posting, and have fun at LPSG.

As do we you, Golfer!

Welcome to LPSG! I'm sure you will find plenty of answers and
support (both fun and real) for your issues with your endowment!
Oh yeah, a lot of flirting from people here, as well!

Got tips for my ailing golf game? John

Never lose your balls, and never use a putter where you should be using a WOOD

Wood? Did someone mention wood?

My game sucks more than an avid cocksucker.

Hmmm--maybe you should change to the cocksucking game, then---the greens fees are much lower..

David, are we hijacking golfer's thread?

Probably--so in repentance.... And shut up and go to bed now .

Your thread is hereby returned, golfer. Matthew, you won't have to exercise your mod powers on us now. We are contrite.

Contrite? Trite, maybe.

Welcome, Tiger. Get in the hole!!!

That, too. I could start in on listing the cliches that make my life complete, but that would bore you to tears.

And aren't there more holes in one?
* hijack alert! hijack alert! *