Sex with Fat Guys

His was not a thirst for political correctness I would say that it was about good manners. Try using them sometimes.



Just as well really isn't it.


Feel better for that do you? IMO AGSNLZ's post was well composed polite and well intentioned. There was some pretty good advice contained in the post. Just a pity he wasted his time composing it for your benefit.

You come across as one of those poeple who just likes to stir it up and argue for the sheer hell of it. That's fine if that is what "floats your boat" just don't expect people to let you shit all over them and not retaliate.

My reading comprehension is just fine, but thank you for your concern.

I have read all the posts on this thread and your initial reply elicited all of one response, and that only as an afterthought to the actual subject matter. Your "got the ball rolling" is delusion.

You're not here to make friends? Congratulations, then. I, for one, don't care whether or not you cry.

I think that you need to read this Sticky posted by Pecker.
http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cet...ouncement.html

If you can't be constructive here, then you need to find a different bulletin board.

We try to settle things nicely, but if not, we can help you find another board.

Enough please...
Thank You.

Interesting question. As a fatty myself (5'10" tall, 240 lbs, not well hung, average looking), I often wonder what the men I have had sex with find attractive about me. The only time I haven't enjoyed sex has been when my partner did not play along: the "I brought the penis, done my part" type!

BTW, this question reminded me of one of my favorite old jokes:

Why is sex with a fat man like a moped?

Both are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on them!

Rude, tasteless, and a bit of a bad pun; my favorite type of joke!

http://www.lpsg.org/558801-post22.html


*sniggers*

Petty of me? Yes.
Amusing? Certainly.

That is the best you can come up with? Amateur! How's this for petty?

HEY GILLETTE!! I was thinking, you know how you have that outdated theme to your lpsg personality? You know, the screen name that matches up with the 1980's marketing strategy for a razor?? Well I was thinking, since you think you're soooooo cool, and since every woman here must of course want to be just like you, that I would change my sn to something equally outdated with a similarly corny sexual double entendre. I was thinking I would change my screen name to Maxwell House and my new "motto" and sig would be "Good to the Last Drop." Wouldn't that just be sooooo cool??

Maybe you really are from Nova Scotia, cos no one I know in the States would be corny enough to willingly use a 1980's commercial jingle ("Gillette...the best a man can get") as part of their online persona.

I always make it my business to help others in need. I do not discriminate against the slow people.

Hey maybe you're not aware of it, so I'll enlighten you as I enlightened others: There is an IGNORE function here. Use it.

This BETTE person, most likely a frustrated queen,
needs to be BANNED immediately. Attacking others
on LPSG is NOT cool.

MODERATOR? Please remove the anal wart.

I'm not attacking anyone. If you come at me with grace, I will reply with grace. If you come at me with ire, I will respond with ire. It's as simple as that. My posts here at lpsg illustrate this fact.

You know about the IGNORE function, don't you? If you don't like the way I present the truth, then you won't want to read my posts. So I invite you to click on that little button that says IGNORE POSTS BY BETTE.

Have a lovely day.

Aw, Gillette you beat me to it! Petty of you? Hell no! This fat ugly bitch deserves it! I can do you one better though! Amusing? Hell ya!!

Everyone also on myspace, this is Bette!

You can get to her entire picture gallery from there, but....

Bette, speaking of the 80's, I always wondered what happened to Natalie from the Facts of Life! Pigtails on pigs are hawt!

This one scares the hell out of me! You must sew all your buttons on with fishing line, right?!! Holstered saddlebags are also hawt!

Fat Bastard has an evil twin sister and she goes by the name of Bette!

LMFAO! Bette, honey, what are YOU talking about??!!!

Here I thought she was some crazy, bad-ass chick! Come to find out she's just some lame-ass amoeba!

Bette, what's with all the mystery for you as to why people like fat guys? I'm sure all the guys (and girls too in your case!) that you've been with, have told you why they like fucking fat people, right? Or did they just tell you to be quiet, fuck you up the ass (with a bag over your head), and leave? Also, you must know a lot about OA meetings! 'Cause your fat ass IS addicted to food according to your own posts! I mostly feel sorry for you, that (again, according to your own posts!), you are so unhappy in your life that you've had to resort to creating some bullshit laden, evil, online persona to make up for what I'm sure is your lonely, horrid existence in real life! Bette, I thought you were a dude! I've found out you are just a pig!

Why all the hostility towards Gillette? I thought you liked her, you even quoted a song from the singer Gillette in your reply to her defense of your fat, evil, ugly ass in your hideous "Just Joined" thread! Now I know why you only like guys with big dicks, they're the only ones long enough to reach your fat, stank pussy! BTW, I wonder what those guys with little dicks would have to say to you if they knew how ugly and fat you really are? Hmm....

Everyone please tone down the personal attacks. The Moderators would prefer not to ban people, but of course we will if necessary. Thanks.

OK, but...all I really want is for one of the straight mods to spank me for being a bad girl.

Ha! You've been nothing but rude ever since you slimed your way here!

Bette, I have never put anyone on ignore, especially trolls! I love watching your guys' painful trainwrecks out of here!

You have a lovely day as well, sweetie!

Perfect, in fact.


Matthew, I'm so sorry, but it's just there !
How could I not?

Time me out if you must.