Genuine but goofball questions

Okay, guys, I always make it a point to ask guy friends and boyfriends all my curiosity questions about dicks. So, if you all would be so kind, could you clear a few things up for me?

1) Do you get hard-ons from just seeing an attractive person, or does it take more stimulation than that?

2) Why can't guys piss with a hard-on? Is it just the angle, or is there some little urethra "valve" that's closed off?

3) Do hard-ons ever hurt?

4) I used to make fun of an ex because when he took a piss, you could hear it all over the house---do you ever feel self-conscious because of how loud your toilet-pissing is?

5) A college roommate of mine bought her boyfriend some silk boxers for his birthday, and he ended up not being able to wear them because they were so soft and silky. Evidently the shorts gave him a perpetual erection. Is that a common occurrence, or is it just him?

6) When you take a shower, do you wash your dick? How about using toilet paper after you take a piss?

7) Can little boys get erections?

8) Does it hurt to sit on a bike?

9) If you wear briefs and you get a hard-on, does it hurt? (A boyfriend had that happen once)

I know these questions are a little quirky, but I've always wondered, so if you guys could enlighten me, I'd be very appreciative.

Thanks!
A.

Oops, I tried to add 2 more questions and I don't think they added until I replied to my own thread. Look below for the other 2.

Thanks again!
A.

When I was younger (teens and early 20s), seeing an attractive woman would get that result. Nowadays, it takes a bit more (like a really good sinuous hip movement when walking or just the right pensive opening of the mouth or arch of the eyebrows).

We have been discussing this in another thread. The upshot (pun intended) is that many, if not most, men can piss with a hard-on. I can.

I have read of this happening. It usually means that the penis was damaged during a previous erection.

Uhm... making lots of noise while pissing makes us feel manlier.

It didn't happen to me. I don't like them because they don't breathe as well as cotton, so my genitals get all... moist.

When I take a shower, I wash everything, head to toe. That's sort of the point. I even get hinky about women going down on me if I haven't had a shower in the previous, say, 5 hours.

When I was 15, my grandmother (who I thought loved me) humiliated me by showing an 8mm film of me when I was 3 years old walking naked in the back yard with my tiny (and I do mean tiny) erection (it was about the size of my now-adult little finger.

I really hate that I'm answering this, but I'm bored.

1. Depends. Most guys CAN get hard from just visuals, but it's not like we all pop a boner once we see something we like.

2. Most guys can piss with a hard on, just not in the toilet. If it's pointing up... that causes issues.

3. Not exactly, but have you ever heard of blue balls?

4. I piss against the bowl instead of directly into the water to minimize noise and splash.

5. Never worn silk boxers.

6. I'm pretty sure most guys wash everything on the outside of their bodies. You don't want your crotch all nappy.

7. WTF? Of course.

8. Only if one puts one's dick under one's ass before sitting on the bike. Or if there's no seat.

9. Depends on the orientation of one's dick. If it goes up the front and out the top there's not much trouble. Other than, you know, coming out of one's underwear.

1. When I was younger yes.

2. I can piss with a hard on. It's hard though haha

3. yes

4. yes

5. I dont know

6. yes

7. How little are you talking about?

8. No

9. yeah

I think that these questions are worth my time:

1) Do you get hard-ons from just seeing an attractive person, or does it take more stimulation than that?

It's not general attractiveness that'll get my willie's attention but maybe a certain combination of things that stir the soup in my brain, something like really nice boobs.

2) Why can't guys piss with a hard-on? Is it just the angle, or is there some little urethra "valve" that's closed off?

I can piss with a hard-on after some concentration but I may have trouble aiming it.

3) Do hard-ons ever hurt?

You betcha. Sometimes I get so hard that I feel like it'll burst.

4) I used to make fun of an ex because when he took a piss, you could hear it all over the house---do you ever feel self-conscious because of how loud your toilet-pissing is?

My grandpa taught me that a gentleman aims for the back of the toilet bowl to make as little noise as possible.

5) A college roommate of mine bought her boyfriend some silk boxers for his birthday, and he ended up not being able to wear them because they were so soft and silky. Evidently the shorts gave him a perpetual erection. Is that a common occurrence, or is it just him?

He's young and horny. No further comment necessary.

6) When you take a shower, do you wash your dick? How about using toilet paper after you take a piss?

I wash my whole body when I take a shower. My dick is part of my body. As for wiping the tip, I'm old, but not that old.

7) Can little boys get erections?

Little boys get erections in the womb.

8) Does it hurt to sit on a bike?

Some have more trouble than others. I, for one, always had to sit to the side of the saddlehorn on bicycles, even as a child, to keep the nuts from getting crushed. Other guys who ride many miles a week for exercise might find that they suffer some numbness or pain in their groin from the pressure on the area behind their scrotum. They benefit from specially-made bicycle seats designed to alleviate that problem.

9) If you wear briefs and you get a hard-on, does it hurt? (A boyfriend had that happen once)

Being a lifelong freeballer I never experienced that but I can imagine it. Now, after gravity and age have taken their toll I have to wear boxerbriefs for a little gentle support. They don't inhibit erections at all in my experience.

Thanks for the questions. They remind me of the old LPSG.

1. at this point in my life it takes some touching to make it grow
2. yes there is a "valve"
3. yea when i walk around and it bounces up and down. i have to hold it
4. all you hear is the piss going into the bowl
5. i can see aguy getting a hardon from silk boxers. they feel nice
6. why wouldnt you wash your dick? you can get so funky smells if you dont wash that area, no i have never used toilet paper when i take a piss
7. yes
8. no but if you sit down on anything the wrong way it will hurt
9. never happened to me

Thanks, guys, for satisfying my curiosity.

I'm really glad I'm female...no offense. I'm just glad I don't have to worry about some of that stuff. You guys are probably pretty thankful you're not females, so that you don't have to worry about all the female stuff, but I'll have you know it's REALLY not that big a deal. We women like to make it into a much more dramatic thing than it usually is when we're around men, because a) it makes us feel unique, and b) we want sympathy. My tactic is to tell my man (at the moment I'm flying solo, so I don't have this luxury) that I'm in pain, it sucks, and I want him to feel sorry for me and give me a hug. Since I'm mature about it, I usually get both of those things.

Later,
Anya B.

I agree with Pecker "maybe a certain combination of things that stir the soup in my brain" I think most people can piss with a hard-on.. but Aiming is an issue. Not unless I have a prolonged hard-on.. but there is a fine line between pleasure and pain... ;) It depends on situation... mostly at home we don't bother to aim towards the wall. But in public place most of us are a little more cautious. Having said that.. sometimes we do it purposely... maybe it has something to do with male hormone like the territorial issue for animals. I think it was just him.. not all will have the same effect. Believe me we do wash and more during shower ... yes also toilet paper after pissing if it is available near by. Sure they can.. haven't you seen little boys playing with their penis? again i agree with Pecker... no additional comments. Oh.. we do quite often... and i wouldn't say hurt more like discomfort if it's bent downwards and the briefs are too tight.
Hope we were able to clear things up for you...

I'm only going to reply to number 3, because i don't have the time to answer all of the questions, and i think the rest have been mostly adequately answered.

It very well CAN hurt for a man to have an erection. In fact there is a serious medical condition called priapism which is defined as a persistant painful erection. Many things can cause this, including stress, medication, riding a horse, or (incidentally) riding a bicycle. If you ever have a boyfriend, or know any other man, who experiences an erection for more than 4 hours that is PAINFUL have him seek medical attention immediately. If left untreated priapism can cause severe damage to the penis (no joke).

Joyboytoy:

Thanks to all of those commercials for Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, I do know what a priapism is. I don't, however, know how they treat it when a guy comes into the ER with one...or how to even pronounce the word "priapism."

I read that Scott Peterson (that psychopath guy in California who killed his pregnant wife) was a big fan of Viagra---but he was in his late twenties and early thirties when he got into it. What would happen to a young guy using Viagra, whose erectile function was healthy?

If you have any suppositions, do share...
Later,
Anya

boys with few days of life can have an erection..and boys with two year old can have orgams (not orgams like teen/adult guys...but orgasms)

1. Ive never got an uncontrolled erection even as a kid. So yes for me its needs more than just seeing an attractive person.

3. When i get the heavy "throbbing" kind, it does hurt.

4. I dont like people to hear me, so i dont pee directly into the water.

5. First time ive heard of that. Doesnt happen to me.

6. Yes most definately, on both counts. If your circumcised you dont have to wipe after taking a leak, but you really should to prevent bacteria formation.

7. I could since about 7 (maybe earlier, thats the earliest i remember).

8. Nope doesnt hurt for me

9. Briefs no, jeans yes.

One: In my teens, yes.
Nowadays, it seems to take
just a little more.

Two: I try not to.
Parabolic traject'ries
are a bitch to aim.

Three: Usually?
No. But if it's REALLY HARD?
I do feel... pressure.

Four: it makes me laugh,
how whizzing in a toilet
sounds like hissing snakes.

Five: I do not know.
I always wear merona.
(Must try silk sometime!)

Six: I always do.
Ev'ry time I take a bath.
Hygienic... and fun!

Seven: men get them.
Even little boys get them.
Yes, even infants.

Eight: bicycle seats?
I really do not like them.
But this is just me.

Nine: hard-ons in briefs?
Hurt, depending on angle.
(Stick to boxer-briefs.)

Okay... I know you wanted a guys point of view, but I've experienced a lot of these things and would like to provide my opinion.

Some guys I know have had this happen to them, but usually after months of NOT getting laid... other times I think it's the thoughts they have when the see that attractive person that get them hard.

I've never met a guy that can't piss with a hardon. Like a lot of these answers have said, they may not always make it in the toilet. My ex had to lean over all weird-like just to get it in the toilet.

Eh.. I've never heard of a hardon hurting, but I've heard of blue balls!

I don't know a guy that really cares - lol. I've taught my son to pee on the side of the toilet though so it doesn't make so much noise. He likes to pee at the top of the water line against the back cuz it makes more bubbles. *sigh*

I've never seen this happen, but I don't think it's impossible.

I should HOPE that you all wash your dick... YUCK!!!! But I don't know a guy that uses toilet paper. Not really much of a reason.

Depends on what you mean by "little". My son used to freak me out when he was real little (like 1 or 2 years old) because he would get a little erection - and I quickly learned that it was just because he had to pee. :)

Can't really help you here.. I could imagine it would only be uncomfortable if you sat on your balls/penis. Maybe tighty whities would help with any discomfort from it just hanging there?

I think it could be really uncomfortable, especially if he is well endowed because it's all cramped up and trying to move but it can't. I've had that happen with my boyfriends before too.