"I'm not a top...

I'm sorry. It's actually "Blows Tall Men", but even my very first time I was actually told that I was "Better Than Most", so you may actually be on to something.

Thanks for all the compliments guys, and yes, I also take the other bottoms hitting on me as compliments too. It's just a bit confusing, when I'm so blatantly a bottom that another total bottom would see pix of me ONLY showing my ass, and in a profile that says I ONLY bottom, and that somehow makes them think, "Damn, he needs to top me." Maybe it's like trying to snag a straight guy. Maybe it's a challenge thing.

Horse-hung but not a horse, babe. Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!! (or a joyboytoy) Giddie up!!

Again--you hit the nail in the head, Fortiesfun!

Rough life, guys

*Pulls out my tiny violin, so I can play some sympathy music*

Novice btm, boy, do I know what you are going through. Most guys think I am a top, maybe because of the way I'm built but the truth is I love nothing more than having some guy take my ass and fill me with his big penis. I have to admit though that I have become an excellent rimmer to please tops who turn. Thankfully I now have my bf who is a top and we compliment each other very nicely.
However for various reasons you are a "top" in my book. And I think that you are btm in every sense - Better than Most and Blows Tall Men (I'm first in line, by the way).
Hang in there, someday you'll get your top
By the way, having just checked out your gallery, awesome pictures.

You ride me
I ride you
I don't care
let's just SCREW!

~a joyboytoy original :)

Thanks frat!
Tell you what... you, me, mix in a big hunk of Syrian...

Awww, a serenade!!

Also seen in a t-shirt:

If you can ROPE me, You can RIDE me!


PLZBLEVIT.

love it.

I've sort of adopted the mentality of being open to whatever happens. I tend to bottom more often than not. I really like it. I'm not passive or submissive. That's just what I like. However, in the last few years, I've noticed I've been much more into checking out guys from behind and I'll get the desire to top every so often. I've hooked up with other vers guys where we flip back and forth during sex and that can be fun because it's very spontaneous. I'm also 5'4" and topping for me requires the right partner physically because the visual of a chihuahua trying to mount a great dane often rolls through my head when I top. ;)

Oh my gosh!!! This is almost verbatim a conversation that I had with a friend of mine that's 6'2" and was trying to get me to "expand my horizons".

Yes, but you also show your cute balls in your gallery which (at least for me) piques curiosity as to what's going on around 'top'!

BTW, your "Pillow Molestation" title for one of your pictures was adorable, you cute little thing you!

Oh no, I just flirted with another bottom!

No challenge... just fun, with a "blatantly" cute guy! :)

A REAL bottom know's how to please his top. If he must, he will even come up with cheesey sounding psudo-bubble-gum-pop song lyrics! No "i'm not a top, but i would do it for you" bottom wannabe would be dedicated enough to even consider such tribulations.

I just may have to take this ALL back, because I'm kinda starting to fall for JBT a little bit.
(OK, so there's that whole drawback of having rarely topped, but work with me. )

Hmm, I wonder if I could change my name to Novice_top? Yeah, THAT'S gonna pull in the masses.

I have that effect sometimes. I think maybe it's the quirky charm? Anyway, if you just take a hit of tequilla (or any other high-proof alcohol) go to bed, and dream of your favorite hugely hung porn star doing you jeff stryker-style, you will return directly to your bottom-only ways! *smooches*