Gold Member!

Hey Beaches...My member just turned gold!

That'll rock Fort Knox.

I thought she was dead.

No, although she lives in Monaco these days, which can sometimes be a similar condition.

She's 69, btw.

I was just being a little Addison De Witt. She looks much older than 69...but every number is an ENCORE!

Stop jackin my thread! This is about me.....all me.....not Count....sigh...nevermind!.No Respect!

Congrats! Need help carrying that gold bar?

Rob_E thanks you, the Mods thank you and that guy at the next urinal thanks you.

Man if that mighty thang also got heavier, you could be in BIG trouble with the law of gravitation

Tsk, don't be ridiculous, it'd be worth its weight in... oh, never mind.

Well, I'm finally glad to see that if this country ever goes back on the gold standard, we will definately have a BIG start to the treasury! Oh, wait, your member already IS a national treasure....never mind...