Compliments

I had finished towelling off at my locker at the gym once, and felt the guy
next to me staring. He was definitely straight (I'd seen him with his girlfriend
on the gym floor), and suddenly he blurt out, "I've never said something like
this, but you have a beautiful dick."

I didn't know what to say, so i just shrugged and replied, "uhhh, thanks."

Certainly didn't mind his saying that, and i definitely didn't want to KILL
him...!

I wouldnt give a guy a compliment in a mens room With my luck i would get a punch in the nose!

What in the world are you saying? Are you really this uptight about your masculinity guy? I have never heard such a preposterous comment from another adult male before in my entire life. To put security action into play for something this benign is like attacking Iraq for having WOMD! Get a serious hold on your incredulous and hostile thoughts guy! Get a life!

Should this mindset turn to the women guys compliment all the time on their breasts?

Same deal for them? Should they call security?

Hunh.

Oh my God! You get worse!

Somethings wrong I think transformer blew a fuse

God help you... surely, you are beyond mere mortal discipline! It would be fascinating to know from what red neck region of rural America you are the product! Fascinating as in bewildering and troubling.. the kind of area one would avoid forever!

Well, if they're reading LPSG while in the can, that would only be just desserts.

Aw, come on. Line up the pecker checkers and SHOOT THEM!!! You know you want to.

I was using a small bathroom in a straight bar a year ago--urinal to your left as you enter, sink straight ahead with a toilet right next to it.

When I entered, a guy was using the urinal.

I said, "Ugh, I hate it when the men's room is so small" as I walked to the toilet

He laughed and said, "Yeah, this is where I first found out how small a penis could be" as he came over to the sink to wash his hands.

He looked over at me (he could not help but see me based on the comfined spaces and said "Nevermind"

I'm gay. He was, I assume, straight (he did not cruise me or say anything more).

Should I have killed him? No. Should I have been offended? No.

Should I have told the boucer and had him kicked out of the bar? For what? For noticing the truth (that I have a large penis)?

Men's reactions to these situations is one of the most ridiculous double-standards ever.

What if every woman you oogled or handed a half-assed compliment to broke your fucking neck?

Think about it.

No Lex you shouldnt have killed him I have had compliments in men rooms too I just dont feel comfortable giving another guy a compliment in the mens room The men who get mad at other guys compliments are insecure

What's it like in your world, transformer? Glad you're not working at a nuclear missile silo. A quick peek at your dick and we'd all be glowing in the dark.

Good one John!

A few thoughts here:

1) In a world where people are usually quick to tell you what they DON'T like about you, one would think a compliment from ANY source would be welcome.

2) What to do??? Look at him, say "Thank you" and look away. That usually lets the other guy know no more dicussion is desired.

3) A spiritual friend of mine once pointed out the following: if God makes us in his image, thereby expressing himself in all these many forms, then if I, as God expressing himself on this planet as BarebackJack, were to pay a compliment about the penis on you (God expressing himself as transformer_99), your rejection of the compliment is basically discrediting God for the good job he did on your wanger.

4) Lighten up, dude. As long as nobody makes advances or touches you without your permission NO HARM has been done. I tend to agree that your masculinity appears to be very fragile by your remarks. A man more secure with himself would take the compliment gracefully (read: full of grace) and be thankful that God did indeed do such a fine job on him and his penis.

5) If it makes you feel better, look at the other guy's wanger and giggle. Not the best solution, but way better than calling security and having to explain that the reason you called was to report a compliment. And WAAAAY better than violence. What's his name who talked about bashing heads really needs some attention paid to his by a professional.

First of all, because I'm not in the practice of unfurling at the urinal, moving back about three feet and unleashing a two-handed stream yelling "Stand back for the fire hose!" I can't say I've ever been complimented directly. If some stranger ever said "Beautiful cock," I KNOW I'd be uncomfortable and perhaps slightly unpleasant. Since I concentrate on MY business when I'm taking a piss, I tend to expect strangers to do the same thing. Dividers are welcome, but on those occasions when (at a ballgame, for example) it's convenient for a bathroom break with a buddy, I know I've been checked out because I've seen pals do double-takes, murmur comments ranging from "Huh?" to "Jeezus criminy" to "I'd heard about that thing" to (my favorite) "That's YOURS?" There's no real response, so all I can do is shake my head and, when finished, shake Willie dry. That's as a mature adult. I suppose as a college kid in the dorm and the fraternity house, the "Cucumber" as it was known, was displayed a bit more freely. That was then. This is now.