ok then...further guy/penis hygiene question

nudeyorker · 12-19-2006

I eat the cum, and then take a piss...will help avoid urinary trac infections!

cinderian · 12-19-2006

When I was in my teens I used to jerk off into my socks. It was my fave whilst on vacation or when we had house guests visiting. I don't think my mother ever caught on to what I was doing.

Lately when I do jerk off I'm usually in a hurry. If I am naked in bed, I have the hope that I might shoot over my chest. Where the spunk lands doesn't really matter at that moment. I use my undershorts for the clean-up.

When I am really horny my underwear gets quite wet with precum which sometimes soaks into my levis. Having a wet spot in public just turns me on more.

Years ago, I knew a couple of guys that had a designated t-shirt for their cum rag. I borrowed it one evening and wore the t-shirt to a fetish party. It was covered with months of dried crusty cumshots. It was a another real sexual turn-on, very hot, and it had an unusually good smell.

Proudly_Italian · 03-14-2007

I don't wash my hands when I masturbate before getting asleep, basically because i don't use them, as i rub against the mattress until orgasm.

Anyway the few times i masturbate in bed "traditionally" i wash my hands the following morning, in bed i wipe them with a napkin.

dude77007 · 03-14-2007

I've got an anteater foreskin and if I didn't bring a rag to bed, I just pinch the end and shoot off in my foreskin. Then I get up, still holding my foreskin tight, go to the sink and let it out. Then I wash my dick and hands.

ennedi · 03-15-2007

I rarely do it in my bed during night, but when i do, i dont ash my hands afterwards, just wipe it to some old boxers, or something.

jerkdude75 · 1 Week Ago

It's nice to see I'm not totally in the minority when it comes to NOT cleaning up after a jerk off. Usually I do, but if I beat off in bed right before falling asleep, which is rare, I just shoot and go to sleep. It's gonna dry in a few minutes anyway ;o) I started doing that because of my roomie. We share a small studio. Sometimes I wait until the lights out and he's asleep. Then I discreetly lube up under the covers and quietly blow a load on my stomach. In the morning, I hop in the shower and wash off the crusty shyt.

Monster · 1 Week Ago

I like the goat sacrificing better and then "wank and wash"

The Greek Dude · 1 Week Ago

I like to jerk off before I fall asleep, because sleeping is so much better after a good orgasm, but then again i'm tempted to jerk off when I wake up because I have a huge erection. Either way, it's just flat out comfortable to lay in bed with a comfy pilllow under your neck and to just crank one out.

SeeDickRun · 6 Days Ago

When I was a teen, I slept in my tighty whiteys. I'd blow a load, pull the wasteband up over it, if it wasn't too far up my chest, and wipe up with the wasteband.
As a college guy, I began sleeping naked. I had a wad of cumsoaked tissues on my windowsill, next to my bed. (Cleaning ladies did the clean-up where I went to school). Or, if out of tissues, I'd just roll over in bed, and make the sheets crusty.
As an adult, I blow a load on a handy hand towel, that's wrapped around my bedpost. (It's black, and is embrodered "Cum Rag", in gold.)
Man, I was a mess as a kid. Little regard for leaving pecker tracks anywhere I felt like. My mother went trough a lot of bleach trying to get the cum stains out of my underwear. Eventually, she put tissues next to my bed, and asked me to make her life a little easier......"use the tissues will you?"

Nikkiwadlin · 6 Days Ago

Why not just eat it, evidence gone. If you won't I will!

bbristow · 6 Days Ago

at times (especially if i'm really tired and need a stress reliever) i press on my perineum so that when i ejaculate, nothing comes out.. therefore, no clean up required, just go to sleep afterwards.. and maybe jerk off again in the morning.. this time i let it all out.. i'm gonna be showering anyway..

boynextdoorkpt · 6 Days Ago

I jack off in the shower and it goes down the drain, if I need to during the day, I go jack off into the toilet or standing in my room and shoot on the floor, I would never do it in my bed.

saxxa · 6 Days Ago

Since I always use lube when I spank the monkey, I get up and wash my hands and my cock & balls as well.

Duke610 · 6 Days Ago

This is my terrible dark secret.

My work requires me to go around the country and convince colleagues of mine to do things that might be in my company's best interests, but not necessarily theirs. There is a lot of pushback and some of them can be quite unpleasant.

The first meeting usually involves drinks or dinner in the hotel where I'm staying. So, just before going down to the lobby bar I jack off (which does wonders for my mental outlook) and then go downstairs and give the dickhead i have to deal with my biggest warmest grin, and a hearty handshake with my

still

ever-so-slightly

damp

hand.

It's incredibly therapeutic, if you have anybody who royally pisses you off that you have to deal with, i recommend it heartily.