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Originally Posted by elysian when i wasin hospital a nurse said i should shave my cock and offered to do it.i got an erection when she did it which made it easier for her.she shaved me completely bald and i have shaved every day since.bye they way she jacked me of when she finished shaving |
I used to grow monkeys from seeds that I planted in pots on my balcony. When they were fully grown (within about 6 days), I sold them to zoos and grew some more on the profits. Unfortunately, all the zoos were soon overstocked with primates, and these days, I have to grow tapirs and okapi instead, which although more desirable, are far slower to mature in plant pots.