Extremely entertaining read. I take it Dominick Dunne will be the ghostwriter for her? If so, perhaps Best Hollywood Dicks will, at long last, give a more literate novel-like effort to a subject that has nearly universal appeal.

Back when I was a teen sneaking a peek at girlie mags like Playboy and Penthouse, an off brand men's magazine had an article about a club called the Hung Jury lead by a guy named Sam Frank. As I subsequently found out years later, Frank was a delusional nut-case who had a obsession with penis size and penis size of the stars in particular. Perpetually near destitute, armed with grandeous dreams, modest to minimal writing talent and no social skills whatsoever, Sam Frank's urequited dream was to write the ultimate anthology about legendary cocksman (and the women they banged.)

In the early ninties I had the fortune or mis-fortune to read a few chapters of his uncompleted book. I heard from reliable sources that Sam kept his treasured type (as in Underwood) written manuscript in the closet bound with rubber bands next to his other main stock portfolio, a shoe box filled with photos of erect penises from proud members of The Hung Jury.

One needs a Roget's Thesausus to describe the writing style; Frank very likely wrote a good portion at two in the morning, furiously pounding away at the ancient typewriter and his stubby penis simultaneously. Every star's penis was a sulperlative heaped upon superlative, documented by anonymous sources like the friend of a waitress who's brother was a bell cap at the legendary Brown Derby restaurant. Couldn't San Frank at least ferret some more reliable information? And lastly, the better not said of Frank's syntax and overall talent as a writer.

In Newport Beach, California, there is a septuagenarian former hottie named Mamie Van Doren who is no slouch when it comes to "Kiss and Tell" penis size of the stars writings. Van Doren is said to LOVE monster dick. I know where her art gallery is on the penninsula and frequently kid my G/F that I'm going to go in there one day and drop trou. G/F always rolls her eyes and says that I should give her a ring when I'm hauled in by the Newport police. Oh well. Porfirio Rubirosa had more class- a dashing bon vivant playboy with an 11"-13" penis who died in a speeding Ferrari one early morning on the Avenue de la Reine-Marguerite in Paris at age 56. Now that is the stuff of legends!