I'm Going to Hell for This One....

A South African gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated.
After the operation he was talking to a fellow miner and said "I suppose I'm fucked now, who would ever want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replied "Try Paul McCartney"

LOL

A reporter asked Paul McCartney if he thought he would ever go down on one knee again.

"I would rather you call her heather" snapped Paul.



See you in hell Jake.

I'll bring the cold beer

The divorce looks to be in favor of Mr. McCartney. All allegations against Paul are being thrown out. It seems Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on...


Arrrrrr.....blimey.....

It's hard to get a leg up on you, Hatched.

I'm not sure if they have cold beer in hell, or any other alcoholic beverages. How are you guys going to get legless?

sure they do! Only in your cases, it's near beer.

They do, and it's Coors Light.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Well, we told you it was hell.

Yeah, and for that matter, they've also got Roseanne Barr as their lounge singer.

Heather has to stick to cooler climates for vacation...termites.