Originally Posted by curiousgurl
Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says,
>"Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
>
>The President exclaims, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head
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Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says,
>"Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
>
>The President exclaims, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his
>hands.
>
>The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction
>whatsoever to these reports.
>
>Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??"
Someone told me this one in the pub the other day, i'm sure it's been around for a while, but it made me laugh.
George Bush is sat in the oval office at a loss of what to do to make people like him a bit more. He calls upon the spirits of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln to come and give him advice on how to be more popular. "Mr Washington, how can i get the people to love me the way that they love you?" he asked, Washington replied "Put your faith in the constitution as I did and people will respect you for it". He then asked Jefferson the same question and was told "put your faith in congress, let the people feel that they have a say in how the country is run". Finally he turns to Lincoln and asks how he can be popular, Lincoln replies "Visit the theatre"
