What is your Role at LPSG?

Well, tickle my tilde, I'm glad you appreciated that. Cedilla later.

Oh thats easy, my role would be best described as "Highly opinionated, argumentative person, who likes to help where possible and correct where needed"

I am so sarcastic or sour, that it's hard for anyone to tell whether I really mean what I say, or am being completely rotten.

I'm like a sweet lemon, you have to suck it and see!

I'm the re-incarnation of my dead future self, so I might as well re-remember for infinity what I was posting about.

I am the private pilot for the LPSG powers that be. Other than that, I do my best to play the role of the agent provocateur and stirr up the shit in discussions, before consense clusters start to form.

Bitch goddess, or cunt-breathing dragon (in memory of DMW, rip).

You are such a breathing dragon-cunt. (by the way, Madame, I thought about calling, I thought about sending a PM, but I think I'll just say it in public. I loves ya! Just wanted to mention that.)

I'm reading and posting more than I used to.

It's actually because I'm living in a new city, travel a lot for my job so it's hard to put down roots, my honey and I are doing it long distance, and, well, to be perfectly honest, that makes me starved for decent conversation at times. So I guess my role is listener.

I do value the cyber-friendship of many long-standing members. Both on the board, through PMs, and for a few, in person.

There are three roles that I mostly do here:
1. I'm one of the "nouveau hung" making it bigger advisors.
2. I'm an orgasm researcher.
3. I use my creativity to try and start popular threads.

Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm an avatar hypnotist!

Puns, argh...to quote Jospeh Welch, "Have you no sense of decency, sir?" I usually punish myself when I succumb to the temptation to write one. I bet you like mimes, too. Your punning is a beard for your closet miming.

Ah, Jana, I love you, too, but alas we could never cohabitate. I'm a Bush-loving, child-eating Conservative and you're a Bush-hating, lemon-sucking Liberal.

Wait a minute. Carville and Matlin are doing it.......!!!

But you have a big hoo-hoo, right? *sees stars*

...and you have beautiful bouncing boobies. *sighs and drools*

I'm not going to answer this one.

Hey you two, you can still live together. Don't forget, the best thing about unsuitable political views of two partners is that the conflict potential creates a great sexual tension. You two would be predestined to have the hottest sex in the city, or the block, at least.

A curious conceit.