03-09-2008
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NO you were def. assholes.! Quote:
Originally Posted by hb2  I don't know who packs a huge one, but I sure know who DOESN'T!
Once I went with my boyfriend to his brother's amateur bodybuilding competition. We were backstage helping him to prepare, and then went into the mens room to pee. While there, one of the competitors came running in. He was a huge muscled Asian guy. He obviously needed to take a leak really bad and was barely able to hold it in. Finally a urinal opened up and we let the Asian muscle guy go first. Before he even got to the urinal, he whipped his dick out of his briefs in front of everyone, then walked up to take a piss! We got a good eyeful of his manhood. It was really small. We both chuckled accidentally, but he didn't seem to notice.
Then we each got the urinals on either side of him and we both just stared down at his tiny nob and jelly-bean sized testicles and tried not to laugh too loudly, but we did! He noticed that! He kept looking back and forth at us both and then down at his almost not-existing penis. Then my boyfriend said to me something like, "I guess it's true what they say about bodybuilders!", then made a pinching gesture with his thumb and forefinger, indicating smallness, and nodded at me but in the direction of the Asian bodybuilder!
At first, the guy just grimaced, gave an uncomfortable chuckle and looked up at the ceiling. But then he got pissed and asked us why we were looking at his dick and called us "faggots" and said he would kick our asses!
My boyfriend and I hurried up and got the hell outta there! We tried to avoid him for the rest of the night. But we did see him on stage, and we yelled out insults about his small twinky dick! (We almost got booted out until we told everyone that he was a friend of ours and that we were just joking with him.) We didn't mean to be assholes or anything, we were just having a little innocent fun. | |
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