Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

I have to say. I saw Hulk Hogan on Regis today. Well, on the LIVE show today...he wasn't actually ON Regis. I think...even on roids...and kind of over the top...that I find him sexy. He is a big strong man and I'd do him.

What celeb do you find sexy/do-able...and yet...maybe not everyone sees him/her that way?

Ok man, cutting quickly to the chase, I'd fucking love to get fucked by dirty old Mickey Rourke....mmmmmm......

Vintage eighties rocker Thor [then; now]

*runs off to hide for a while*

Alex....hun, I can see it!! PHWOOOARRR......

I also might have to add Tony Danza. Always stuck me as a guy that can't get enough up the ass

Here in seattle a few years ago there were rumors running wild that Mr Danza paid male escorts for their time. Ken Rykers name kept popping up.

LOL maybe, but I accidentally caught a portion of his "talk show" a few days back, and an awful thought crossed my mind - this is Rosie O'Donnel in "Italian-straight-guy-from-Flatbush" drag...

I just might give Joey Lawrence a stab in the whiskers.

Is that tacky though? I mean, he was pretty big in his day.

I'd have to go down on Diedrich Bader. I have a soft spot for the seemingly dumb/seemingly hung kinda guy, especially when they're all lanky and tall. I'm sure he's not as stupid as the characters he portrays, but maybe I could get him to pretend while we were together.

Vanilla Ice

Not so much of a secret and only tacky because I am telling you: Jason Statham

Decent sack shot @ http://members.tripod.com/homeo/jason_statham_dive.jpg

I don't see anything tacky about Scott, especially during his Quantum Leap days.