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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa Even a bulge? Hoo boy. I'd love to know the wording. This is copied and pasted directly from the text of the Texas Penal Code I found online. It's kinda

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Old 08-08-2006   #31 (permalink)
DC_DEEP is offline
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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa
Even a bulge?
Hoo boy.
I'd love to know the wording.
This is copied and pasted directly from the text of the Texas Penal Code I found online. It's kinda long, I'll delete the portions not relevant...


PENAL CODE
CHAPTER 43. PUBLIC INDECENCY

SUBCHAPTER B. OBSCENITY
§ 43.21. DEFINITIONS. (a) In this subchapter:
(1) "Obscene" means material or a performance that:
(A) the average person, applying contemporary
community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the
prurient interest in sex;
(B) depicts or describes:
(i) patently offensive representations or
descriptions of ultimate sexual acts, normal or perverted, actual
or simulated, including sexual intercourse, sodomy, and sexual
bestiality; or
(ii) patently offensive representations or
descriptions of masturbation, excretory functions, sadism,
masochism, lewd exhibition of the genitals, the male or female
genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal, covered male
genitals in a discernibly turgid state
or a device designed and
marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital
organs; and
(C) taken as a whole, lacks serious literary,
artistic, political, and scientific value.
(2) "Material" means anything tangible that is capable
of being used or adapted to arouse interest, whether through the
medium of reading, observation, sound, or in any other manner, but
does not include an actual three dimensional obscene device.
(3) "Performance" means a play, motion picture, dance,
or other exhibition performed before an audience.
(4) "Patently offensive" means so offensive on its
face as to affront current community standards of decency.
(5) "Promote" means to manufacture, issue, sell, give,
provide, lend, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish,
distribute, circulate, disseminate, present, exhibit, or
advertise, or to offer or agree to do the same.
(6) "Wholesale promote" means to manufacture, issue,
sell, provide, mail, deliver, transfer, transmit, publish,
distribute, circulate, disseminate, or to offer or agree to do the
same for purpose of resale.
(7) "Obscene device" means a device including a dildo
or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for
the stimulation of human genital organs
.
(b) If any of the depictions or descriptions of sexual
conduct described in this section are declared by a court of
competent jurisdiction to be unlawfully included herein, this
declaration shall not invalidate this section as to other patently
offensive sexual conduct included herein.

§ 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if,
knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or
possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or
obscene device.
(b) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under
Subsection (a) is a state jail felony.

(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and
character, he:
(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any
obscene material or obscene device; or
(2) produces, presents, or directs an obscene
performance or participates in a portion thereof that is obscene or
that contributes to its obscenity.
(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under
Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.
(e) A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene
material or an obscene device or possesses the same with intent to
promote or wholesale promote it in the course of his business is
presumed to do so with knowledge of its content and character.
(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or
identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them
with intent to promote the same.

(g) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this
section that the person who possesses or promotes material or a
device proscribed by this section does so for a bona fide medical,
psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose.



How's that, Senor Rubirosa? The first part of this chapter deals with prostitution, and the last portion deals with child porn/obscenity. I highlighted a couple of salient paragraphs. The one about "covered male genitalia in a discernably turgid state" is the one I referred to earlier, I'm sure that it could be "interpreted" however they wanted to interpret it.
 
Old 08-08-2006   #32 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

IS HE STILL HERE???

FUCK!! BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
 
Old 08-08-2006   #33 (permalink)
Hatched69 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by DC_DEEP
This is copied and pasted directly from the text of the Texas Penal Code I found online. It's kinda long, I'll delete the portions not relevant....
Do they allow you to say "penal code" in a sexual manner?
 
Old 08-09-2006   #34 (permalink)
speshk is offline

You are so banned, mister!

You're VANQUISHED.
 
Old 08-09-2006   #35 (permalink)
curious n str8 is offline

You are so banned!!!
 
Old 08-09-2006   #36 (permalink)
Heather LouAnna is offline

yay band!
 
Old 08-09-2006   #37 (permalink)
that_other_guy
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Originally Posted by Heather LouAnna
yay band!
this one time at band camp ...
 
Old 08-09-2006   #38 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

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Originally Posted by that_other_guy
this one time at band camp ...
There's no way I'll believe it was just the one time.
 
Old 08-09-2006   #39 (permalink)
Spoogesicle is offline
Banned

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Originally Posted by Lex
*I* Know what HickBoy needs! C'mere, big guy!!

*Fucks HickBoy*
That's what happens when you asked to be banned? Well, ban me too, motherfuckers!
 
Old 08-09-2006   #40 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by DC_DEEP
How's that, Senor Rubirosa? The one about "covered male genitalia in a discernably turgid state" is the one I referred to earlier, I'm sure that it could be "interpreted" however they wanted to interpret it.
Astonishing. I wonder if it's actually enforced. And how do they prove turgidity?
Ah turgidity ... proof of the criminal mind.
But thank you, DC.
 
Old 08-09-2006   #41 (permalink)
Lex
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Originally Posted by Spoogesicle
That's what happens when you asked to be banned? Well, ban me too, motherfuckers!
*Fucks Spoogesicle*


I don't turn down nothin' but my collar! WOOF!
 
Old 08-09-2006   #42 (permalink)
DC_DEEP is offline
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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa
Astonishing. I wonder if it's actually enforced. And how do they prove turgidity?
Ah turgidity ... proof of the criminal mind.
But thank you, DC.
S'il vous plait, j'aimerais voir le "bulge"... vous plaisantez!!! C'est trop GRAND!!!

Oh, I'm sure they only enforce it when it is convenient, when they want to make an example of someone, or as a "probable cause" to take other action.
 
Old 08-09-2006   #43 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

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Originally Posted by DC_DEEP
I'm sure they only enforce it . . . as a "probable cause" to take other action.
But DC, it's well known -- a guy with an erection will do anything.
 
Old 08-09-2006   #44 (permalink)
CokecanBen9 is offline

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Originally Posted by HickBoy
Put me out of this grinding misery for 72 hours.

I try to cheer you people up and you treat me like I'm not real.

*sulks*

I insist that you ban me. You already scared off the nice cunt breathing dragon.

*pouts*

Or you could make me a moderator! Yeah!!!!
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Old 08-09-2006   #45 (permalink)
HickBoy is offline

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Originally Posted by CokecanBen9
Love it.

Now tell these asinine tossers to ban me.
 

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