Ban me, motherfuckers.

Lex, you are so salacious today, and we all like that except HickBoy at the moment.

What's not to love about my dick in your ass?!?


As IF!

I think he's in hiding because of that very thing. Your testosterone levels are at record level today. If you were racing in the Tour de France, you'd fail the drug test.

... and win the race. Don't forget that part.

And have my handsome red-bearded husbear give me a post-race massage and fuck.


Don't forget that part.

I have neither the desire nor the ability to ban you, hickboy, but as long as you are in that "please punish me" mode, I would be more than happy to spank you. You have been a bad boy, haven't you? Come to daddy.

Fuckin' everything is! It's like there's no rules here.
We're like Mexico, but with a little more English.
Only a little...

Heheh, no, everything is not legal in Texas. You can't buy or sell dildos, and can legally own 5 (I think). 6 or more and they consider it to be "intent to deliver." In Texas legal code, dildos are referred to as "obscene devices." By the way, in Texas, it is also illegal for a man to have a visible erection/bulge in public.

Even a bulge?
Hoo boy.
I'd love to know the wording.

Bulges are illegal?
Well, everything but sex is legal in Texas, I suppose
Sodomy's legal now. *celebrates*

I want to be fashionably banned, you witless gits. Or made a MODERATOR!

witless gits, huh?

maybe you're gutless Hickboy !
why don't you have your death announcement posted, huh?
so you can get yer sorry ass REALLY BANNED, not a fucking fashion accessory

You'd better stick around DC in that case, DC_Deep.

Bummer. How do the strip clubs stay open?

They hire strippers with very samll penises.