Accidents, Burns, any marks on your genital area?

hey guys this is my fist thread so i'd love to see how many other guys have stroies to tell about their genitalia. i'll start...
i was cutting my ball sack and accidently cut a hole in my scrotum and had to have stitches.
the female doctor that looked at it gave me a surprising look

like to here more stories!!

well you know

that happens to everyone sometimes

I'm confused. Which part of your ballsac is your scrotum?

Umm, how did you not see this happening?

Well the bigger question would be why are you cutting anything down there?

it was the first time i shaved all the hair of my genital area and ive had it like that ever since because i like the smoothness around my cock

i am guessing you are a bit more carefull now though

Stitches to the scrotum? Sounds horrifying. I did nick the labia once while shaving. YOWCH!

Hmmmm? now who would like to kiss it and make it feel better?

In my pre-teen years I managed to spill a full cup of hot coffee on myself. It soaked into my jeans and I could not remove them fast enough.

Every so often, I have to explain that the black scar left behind on the head is not VD.

Well kind of .........

I was having a wank once - using brylcream as lube (it's the best i swear)

I was also smoking a spliff (as you do) when a rock fell out of the spliff and into my greasy pubes - and started a mini bush fire lol

It scared the shit of me - no harm done though

What can I say - I was younger then and more careless

I have a mark on the head of my penis that looks like a mole or freckle which is in reality a scar from a truth or dare mishap in childhood involving a strip-tease and a poorly positioned lamp.

other than getting just a tiny bit caught in a zipper, I have been pretty lucky. but I do recall this one story. on the radio show, "Loveline", many years ago (pre national broadcast), a guy called in. he had been riding his quad, and slammed into the tank. he slammed into it so hard, he split his sack open. OMG, that has to be really fucking hard. the hosts of the show asked him what he did after that. he said he just put everything back inside, and wrapped it with tissue. they asked him if he went for medical help, and he said no, he was calling to see if he should or not!!!! seriously, how fucking bad do you have to be injured before you think its a good idea to see a doctor?

-Kinkyman

Just like Jesus had?