once... I was sleeping at my friends house when in high school. he was drunk but i wasnt and he fell asleep. i was on the couch and he was on he floor right under the couch, so i reached down and he was tottally hung. id say about 9 inches and 7 inches around. he got rock hard but he didnt stir, so i stacking jacking him off and I eventually sucked him off. i think he knew but i think he liked it.
another time i was on my friends couch, he has a sectional so he was laying down one end and i was laying on the other. he ended up falling alseep and for some reason i was getting turned on by his feet. he had like a size 15 shoe. so while he was asleep i sucked his feet and he got a hard on i grabbed it and he wasnt that hung but he was thick. he woke up eventually but i pretended to be alseep. | 
