Krueger: I haven't been caught in the act. Closely thing that has happened, and this has happened several times, is the attempted entry into my locked room while I'm doing it. It sucks when I'm asked what I'm doing. It seems unlikely to me that no suspicion has ever been made, so if you think you know what i'm doing, don't frigging ask!

Also, my sister and I used to be in rooms very near each other and I used to worry that she could hear me wanking. After she left for college, a friend of hers and mine asked if I had ever heard her. Apparently, all the time I was worrying, she was worrying just the same.